Definitions by I.E.I. Industries

jizztribution 

Obviously the mass production and distribution of jizz.

“Tonight on SMNN, we are witnessing a large agency in the middle of their jizztribution.”

jizztribution by I.E.I. Industries October 25, 2023

incogpedo 

A sneaky child molester

"Hey, look! That guy's a pedo!
"Wow, he sure is sneaky."
"Yeah, he's going incogpedo."

incogpedo by I.E.I. Industries October 23, 2023

badacafcar 

Apparently a human right by Sleepy Joe Biden. Also, Obamna also believes that.

“Barrack and I think it’s a right! For people to have Badacafcar.”

badacafcar by I.E.I. Industries September 16, 2023

incontinentia buttocks 

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

incontinentia buttocks by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023

Railroad Man 

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”

Railroad Man by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023