Definitions by I stole your nose

Fart 

A weapon that everyone has that consists of a gust of wind that escapes your butthole. The bigger and stinkier, the better.

Geez, Grandpa Kip! Aim that fart the other way!

Fart by I stole your nose September 12, 2020

Sex 

Don't try it. It's overrated. Virginity is cool, kids. Stay pure

I have a pathological fear of sex.

Sex by I stole your nose September 12, 2020

Dexter's Laboratory 

A 1990's - Early 2000's cartoon where a precious boy genius gets his huge lab destroyed by his older, autistic sister. If you see the boy genius, don't forget to pat him and protect him because he's a babie bean.

"I love you, Dexy," I simp Dexter's Laboratory.

Dexter's Laboratory by I stole your nose September 11, 2020

dead person 

Someone who just won't wake up.

Where's Grandma Lacy? Is she a dead person?

dead person by I stole your nose August 28, 2020

Chicago 

Some place in United States where nobody puts ketchup on their hot dogs and Michael Jordan is king. Not doin so good right now but eh.

Alex McPherson was Chicago's new hero after she stopped some magical hooligans from turning the streets into water and the sidewalks into rainbows.

Chicago by I stole your nose August 28, 2020

Tokophobe 

Someone who is very afraid of anything to do with pregnancy and childbirth. Please be nice to them, they're precious and smart and they see what's really up with natural reproduction, aka pregnancy. DO NOT IMPREGNATE THEM, OR ELSE :>

I became a tokophobe after watching a traumatizing video in sex ed class.

Tokophobe by I stole your nose August 28, 2020