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whalley

A term used to describe a vile piece of shit person that has no purpose in life and was most likely a failed abortion. Most "whalley's" grow up to marry washed up, cracked head strippers and have imaginary children

"Did you know we had a whalley on our floor? He's a virgin and masturbates in peanut butter jars!"

by I need more cowbell January 22, 2010

Afrish

An afro of Irish decent.

Damn homie.....this humidity is totally fucking with your hair. You totally have an afrish.

by I need more cowbell March 6, 2015