2 definitions by I need more cowbell

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A term used to describe a vile piece of shit person that has no purpose in life and was most likely a failed abortion. Most "whalley's" grow up to marry washed up, cracked head strippers and have imaginary children
"Did you know we had a whalley on our floor? He's a virgin and masturbates in peanut butter jars!"
by I need more cowbell January 21, 2010
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An afro of Irish decent.
Damn homie.....this humidity is totally fucking with your hair. You totally have an afrish.
by I need more cowbell March 06, 2015
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