polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.
I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.
by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020
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guatemalan spice tumbler

A Guatemalan Spice Tumbler is the act of kidnapping Mexican men and women and throwing them in the back of an empty White panel van and pouring hot sauce on them and placing Large stones in the van and driving like an Asian so that they fly around in the back of the van. The one with the least blood n them wins. :)
We were going to go out for beers but Dale wanted to do a Guatemalan Spice Tumbler.
by I like the thicc Bois November 10, 2020
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British bass

A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.
This call girl looking ass gave be a British bass last night. It hurt like hell.
by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020
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