Definitions by I like coffee

Hemolingus

The act of orally stimulating another person's hemorrhoids. Very popular amongst homosexual men.

Connor & Andre partook in a fierce session of hemolingus.

Hemolingus by I like coffee March 30, 2008

Churn-free Dick Cream 

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

Churn-free Dick Cream by I like coffee March 30, 2008