Definitions by I is phunny

de mello 

A last name given to a fuckin' bitch, who everyone hates and whose first name no one can ever fucking pronounce.

Wow, I hate _____ De Mello. He's such a fuckin' bitch, who everyone hates and whose name no one can ever fucking pronounce.

de mello by I is phunny June 16, 2014

that's what the government wants you to think 

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.

Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

that's what the government wants you to think by I is phunny June 16, 2014