I have lived these moments.'s definitions

beer-shooter

When someone is black out drunk and takes a half full beer bottle and pushes the bottle into their rectum. They then proceed to tip the bottle upside down, poring beer into their rectum and lower intestine. They pull the bottle out and spray the surrounding party-goers with shitty beer.

Ben: "Hey Doug, beer-shoot these girls".

Doug proceeds to do a beer-shooter.

Doug: "Those girls deserved that shitty beer".

Ben: "That was a hell a of a spray bro".

by I have lived these moments. June 15, 2018

Waffleslapper

The act of slapping a women on the face of her vagina causing bruising and squirting.

Susan: "Josh you're a total waffleslapper".

Josh: "I made you pee tho".

Susan: "It did feel really good".

by I have lived these moments. June 15, 2018