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Definitions by I don't speak German

Quebecois French 

French spoken by the Quebecois. Regular French by all means except the pronunciation and some jargons, which makes the "regular" Frenchman feel lost in translation, Bill Murray style.

In fact so lost that movies starring Quebecois French speakers have subtitles for other French speakers in case they don't understand.
Quebecois French: Bonjour monsieur, comment allez-vous?

Other French speaker: Excusez-moi, je n'ai pas compris. Pouvez-vous repetez s'il vous plaƮt?

Quebcois French: *grumble*

Other French Speaker: *strokes beard while looking confused*

Hauptbahnhof 

Central Station in German (Deutsche).
Der zug von Frankfurt am Main nach Amsterdam, halte in Utrecht Hauptbahnhof (Utrecht Centraal Station).
dude, dood, pronounced as "jud"
So this djood and I invited Dr. Orloff and Captain Montilla to join the party, and after that there was a gang bang.
djood by I don't speak German February 26, 2005