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christo-facist

1. Somebody who sees the visage of the Christian savior 'Jesus Herald Christ' in everything they see.

2. A misspelling of 'Christo-fascist'.

Your mom sees the face of Jesus so often that she's a christo-facist.

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Cocaine. Named so for the crimes committed for or on cocaine.

The dude was hopped up on the murder snow before he snuffed that cat for his welfare bankroll.

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