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Plam 

A small lemon like fruit with a light peach coloring. Typically eaten in China. Sometimes used to make jams such as plam jam. A plam by itself is quite bitter. With other things it is used to even out sweet dishes.

"Pick me up some plam jam at the store honey"

Plam by I am correct. June 23, 2014

tear ducks 

The correct spelling of the holes in your face that make tears.

Hannah, you produce tears in your tear ducks.

tear ducks by I Am Correct. January 23, 2011