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Mrs. Montano

A teacher who is a real bitch, bullies kids and generally sucks at teaching

Guy #1: do you have that one teacher in honors pre-calc?
Guy #2: yeah man she’s a real Mrs. montano
Guy #1: fucking bitch

by I am beer November 22, 2021

Merril

(Only students from Madison meadows middle school from 2018 will get)
A unit of measurement equal to 5 tons

Did you see that whale? That bitch weighed half a merril

by I am beer December 25, 2019

Blew

Black Jew

Dude did you hear about trump being put in a peach?
Obama is a blew

by I am beer December 25, 2019

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

by I am beer December 25, 2019