Definitions by I Saw U2 Live Twice
shit stories
stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
shit stories by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019
cretin needs a beating
it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!
2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.
3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.
3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
cretin needs a beating by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018
Tough Tits
another (and a bit crude and nasty) way of "too bad", "tough beans", "tough shit", "tough turd", "tough tudballs" or anything of similar sediment.
The jury speaker: The jury finds the defendant GUILTY of all charges - treason, rape, sexual harassment, sexual assault, perversion, prostitution running, money laundering, tax evasion, corruption, abuse of office, covering up, obstruction of justice, stealing, election fraud, collaborating with foreign governments, nepotism, neglect, dereliction of duties, and incest!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: You are hereby removed from your position as President of the United States of America. I now sentence you to life imprisonment with NO chance ever of parole!
Donald Trump: I am a god! I can do anything I want to! I can grab women by the pussy and I can give them titty-twisters if I want and I can fuck them even if they don't consent. I can legally rape them! I can marry my daughter Ivanka too! I love to walk up behind her and squeeze her tits! Ooh it feels so good! You can't take these pleasures away from me! You can't remove me from office! I AM A GOD!!!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: Tough tits, you traitor muthafuckah!!!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: You are hereby removed from your position as President of the United States of America. I now sentence you to life imprisonment with NO chance ever of parole!
Donald Trump: I am a god! I can do anything I want to! I can grab women by the pussy and I can give them titty-twisters if I want and I can fuck them even if they don't consent. I can legally rape them! I can marry my daughter Ivanka too! I love to walk up behind her and squeeze her tits! Ooh it feels so good! You can't take these pleasures away from me! You can't remove me from office! I AM A GOD!!!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: Tough tits, you traitor muthafuckah!!!
Tough Tits by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 23, 2018
Shitler
1. This term comes from the word 'SHIT' and the name 'HITLER'. Adolf Hitler was the worst war criminal and genocidal mass murderer of all time.
2. Donald Trump. He waves his little hands about like a prissy-miss Little Hitler that he is. Everything he talks is juvenile SHIT.
3. any obnoxious authority figure (like a boss) who flaunts his weight around and acts like a shit-ass towards the people who work for him. He thinks EVERYONE should suffer and he thinks it 'builds character' but he's really a sadistic pile of dog SHIT.
2. Donald Trump. He waves his little hands about like a prissy-miss Little Hitler that he is. Everything he talks is juvenile SHIT.
3. any obnoxious authority figure (like a boss) who flaunts his weight around and acts like a shit-ass towards the people who work for him. He thinks EVERYONE should suffer and he thinks it 'builds character' but he's really a sadistic pile of dog SHIT.
1. He HATES Hispanics so bad - he keeps carping about building a Berlin-type wall to keep Latin Americans out of the USA. He delayed disaster relief to Texas, California and especially to Puerto Rico because of their large Hispanic populations. He claims they come to America and rape but he's done the EXACT same thing. He commits incest too. Hypocritical Shitler he is.
2. Trumpturd recently referred to Haiti, African nations and generally mostly-black populated countries as 'shithole' countries while expressing his desire for more immigrants from say Norway which are mostly white. This makes his racism VERY CLEAR yet HE'S the one full of shit. His opinions and actions on Hispanics, Muslims, Blacks, immigrants, Jews, Native Americans, women and others reflect his supremacist views. He was endorsed by David Duke the American Nazis in 2016. Trump is a Hitler, full of SHIT ---> so he is a SHITLER!!!
3. my supervisor takes shit from his higher-ups and then he trickles it down on our crew, the 'underlings'. He LOVES to see us under pressure and he LOVES to make us nervous all the time. It makes him feel good and macho but he is just an immature sadistic little Shitler who will never amount to anything!
2. Trumpturd recently referred to Haiti, African nations and generally mostly-black populated countries as 'shithole' countries while expressing his desire for more immigrants from say Norway which are mostly white. This makes his racism VERY CLEAR yet HE'S the one full of shit. His opinions and actions on Hispanics, Muslims, Blacks, immigrants, Jews, Native Americans, women and others reflect his supremacist views. He was endorsed by David Duke the American Nazis in 2016. Trump is a Hitler, full of SHIT ---> so he is a SHITLER!!!
3. my supervisor takes shit from his higher-ups and then he trickles it down on our crew, the 'underlings'. He LOVES to see us under pressure and he LOVES to make us nervous all the time. It makes him feel good and macho but he is just an immature sadistic little Shitler who will never amount to anything!
Shitler by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 22, 2018
pedo
1. "Pedo" is a slang abbreviated form of the word "pedophile". That's a disgusting individual who likes to sexually molest children, from babies to teenagers. Sick-o's.
2. A Spanish word for "flatulence" or "fart".
2. A Spanish word for "flatulence" or "fart".
1. In the seaport of Subic Bay Eric and Larry disembarked to get some panama. A little girl age around 7 offered 'BJ'. Eric said, "No. You're too young". Larry took her by the hand and said, "OK. Gimme one". Larry is a pedo, a perv, a sick mother fucker to the max.
2. Donald Trump said, "I want all you spicks out of this country. Leave now or I'll kill you!". Latinos and Latinas then turned around, mooned Trump and let off a collective pedo in his direction as their tribute to his Pompous Ass-ness.
2. Donald Trump said, "I want all you spicks out of this country. Leave now or I'll kill you!". Latinos and Latinas then turned around, mooned Trump and let off a collective pedo in his direction as their tribute to his Pompous Ass-ness.
pedo by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2018
Dump A Trump
to let out a big long pile of shit into the toilet bowl. That's in reference to Donald the Traitor Trump because he's an immature unqualified incestuous perverted uncouth loudmouth racist shit head Mussolini. Everything he does and says is a stupid pile of SHIT!
I went to a party and we had some dinner but the food wasn't that good. The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed and the chicken tastes like wood. So I had to rush and get on the can and dump a Trump. It was a biggy. Afterward I had to drive to a UDF for quick relief with Pepto-Bismol.
Dump A Trump by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2018
trumpturd
1. an accurate nickname for the bully who got into the office of President by inducing fear, hysteria and panic; his own violent demagoguery and with help from his Russian computer hacker friends. The nickname comes from his last name TRUMP + TURD, which he is.
2. anyone who supports said douchebag no matter what he says.
2. anyone who supports said douchebag no matter what he says.
1. TV announcer: This is a special report. Blah blah blah........
Crockett: Aw, man! Look at Trumpalina flapping his arms around, shouting like a maniac again. What a stupid fucking pompous ass! I wish he'd stop trying to repeal Obamacare and just leave it alone!
Tubbs: That's Trumpturd for you. He doesn't know when to stop flogging a dead horse. He just won't shut up on it.
2. Don't believe the lies of the narcisstic deranged traitor Donald Trump. Don't be a Trumpturd.
Crockett: Aw, man! Look at Trumpalina flapping his arms around, shouting like a maniac again. What a stupid fucking pompous ass! I wish he'd stop trying to repeal Obamacare and just leave it alone!
Tubbs: That's Trumpturd for you. He doesn't know when to stop flogging a dead horse. He just won't shut up on it.
2. Don't believe the lies of the narcisstic deranged traitor Donald Trump. Don't be a Trumpturd.
trumpturd by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 12, 2017