I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions

Friends

1. people who accept you for who and what you are. Unless something radical occurs they will stay at your side forever.

2. an NBC TV show that ran from 1994 to 2004. It had some good moments but by the last few seasons the six main actors were being paid a million dollars per episode to mostly just whine and say "Oh my God" at everything. The show had long jumped the shark by the series finale, which sucked big time.

1. I have lots of friends and I can call them at any time.

2. Sherry: Here is the 4th season of Friends on DVD.

Joyce: Oh my God!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

Donald Jerk Trump

1. The lowest point and the absolute worst excuse for a President in US history. He is a racist rapist daughter-molesting uncouth loudmouth pervert traitor kidnapping fascist boorish juvenile immature bullying SMF stupid obnoxious Caligula egotistical Hitler Antichrist greedy blowhard arrogant pornographic vuvuzela blubbering ill-mannered cretinous criminal dictatorial unreliable unprincipled obtuse irresponsible unqualified undisciplined churlish terroristic hateful Qadhafi pesty annoying irritating underfoot rude crude lewd obscene vulgar childish embarrassing self-effaced narcisstic murderous lying thieving cheating unfaithful violent hypocritical blasphemous self-serving sacrilegious defiling unamerican unchristian unmuslim unjewish ungodly evil whining wimpy sissy ninny fraidy-cat mama's-boy spankee-boy crybaby diaper-stinking tantrum-throwing pissy motormouth lippy punkass instigating rotten dirty disgusting repulsive disgraceful intrusive hell-hound dum-dum pissant s.o.b. bastard.
2. Anybody who has some, most or all of the above listed traits. The type of person you DON'T invite to a party, social function or ask for a date. Nobody likes, needs or really has the time for trash like these. The kind to be avoided by all means.

1. Donald Jerk Trump was put in his place by the next President, Joe Biden. Douchebag Donnie was bragging and interrupting and twice Joe had to tell him, 'Will you shut up, man?'. Donald Jerk Trump is the most sociopathic and hated person in the world. He will become a model for teaching the children in schools, Sunday school, etc. of what NOT to be.
2. Aaron is talking ignorant trash again. He's acting like a Donald Jerk Trump.

3. Willie Nelson says: 'Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Donald Jerk Trump.
4. Donald Jerk Trump is a poster boy for condoms and birth control.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2020

5150

1. California police code used to denote an escaped criminally insane person.

2. An album that hit in 1986 by Van Halen. It's the first album by the "Van Hagar" lineup. Also, the album's name comes from the studio it (and 1984) were recorded.

1. Positive. This is Sgt. Pepper reporting a pursuit of a 5150. Do you copy?

2. This is dialog from a VH concert I went to.

Sammy Hagar: And just does "5150" mean?

Mike Anthony: It means that you're a crazy motherfucker!

Crowd erupts in cheers.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 5, 2007

fuck-me-honey

a quality (or trait) of a person that plays on a person's sexual sences. Lately this trait has been used and exploited extensively to cause viewers (usually male) to "think with their dicks" instead of their brains.

1. believe it or not, I was doing research for a college arts class paper and I was paging thru some old back copies of Rolling Stone magazine. A female journalist described Keith Richards as the "brilliant Rolling Stones guitarist" who sings a tune lead (once in a blue moon) with a "fuck-me-honey" voice. Yeah, that's right.(!)

2. Look at the lousy "diva" stars of the past number of years. Look at the female TV news reporters. Notice how stupid and empty-headed they are. Then look at the hatemonger Ann Coulter and the idiotic Susan Palin. Read the comments and blogs:
MILF, VPILF, GILF, oh WTF, hot for teacher, cougar, "I'd do her!", "I'd hit her!", and all that shit. It seems that if a female has good looks and that fuck-me-honey air to her then she is a STAR, a celebrity, a sensation. No good heart and no brains needed. However, Susan Palin didn't get to be Vice-President this year, did she? RATS!!!!! ; ) People were thinking with their ding dongs but that formula didn't work this time around.
Now who's slamming McCain because her fuck-me-honey aura didn't get her where she wanted. Shut up. Go away. Is this a sign? Could the tide be turning at last? We can hope...

3.
There's a bubble-headed bleach blonde, comes on at five

She can tell ya about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye

It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry...

DON HENLEY


4. At the beginning of one of the Porky's movies there is a neon sign animation where a sow pig lifts up her skirt and a male pig goes gaga on her. What's that spell?

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

a very cool show that was on Saturday morning TV during the late 80s and early 90s. It was inspired by a cult comic book and spawned 3 motion pictures and several video games. The 4 turtles became mutated by a radioactive ooze. This factor gives the seies an environmental message leaning that needs attention today.

1. In the computer room in the campus library where I went to college the 4 tie-in printers are named Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael.

2. When the local TV stations in 1992 started programming 4 hours of nonstop bullshit news programs on Saturday mornings for the yuppies, my son Roger cried because he couldn't watch "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" anymore. I wrote to Channel 6 telling them how furious I was.

3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

They're heoes in a half shell and they're green. (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

When the evil Shredder attacks (whooosh!) them turtle boys don't cut him no slack.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens. (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but prude (gimme a break!)
Michelangelo is a party too (party!)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2009

Yugoslavia

a nation that had people of many ethnic groups, languages, religions, alphabets and other catagories live together under one flag and one ruler. It was formed after World War I as a kingdom. The name "Yugoslavia" technically means the "Land of the South Slavs". It was later ruled in a dictatorial manner and during World War II the country was torn apart partially due to actions by the Axis powers. One example of this calamity is that the Utashe, a Croatian fascist group established a Croatian puppet state and waged a campaign of extermination against the Serb ethnic group. A Croatian Communist, Josef "Tito" Broz, managed to reunite Yugoslavia at the war's end and he ruled the entire land under his version of Communism (independent of the influence of the Soviet leaders) until his death in 1980. The communist glue lost its hold on the country by the end of the decade, opening the way for fascists like Slobodan Milosevic and nationalists like Franjo Tudjman and others to stir up ethnic tensions. The Communist government resigned and voted itself out of existance in early 1990 and elections were soon held. Milosevic the son-of-a-bitch wanted control of the land for himself and his policies led to several years of secession, wars and "ethnic cleansing" and a new Holocaust. The nation fell apart in a raging cauldron of violence and now Yugoslavia is no more. There are now several ethnically-based countries, although Bosnia is a mixed bag republic consisting of people in the Croat, Serb and Muslim ethnic groups. "Yugoslavia" is now a word that refers to a country torn apart by hatred and violence between ethnic groups.

1. Rwanda and the Sudan (Darfur region) have experienced ethnic genocide just like Yugoslavia.

2. Some ignorant bigots with their attitudes concerning a certain black Presidential candidate and racist mythology about immigrants (legal and not) and post-9/11 fears stemming from terrorist actions are talking of "America for the Americans" and "RAHOWA". They use these issues to justify their hate. They want to turn this great nation into another Yugoslavia. That way is NOT the answer.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2008

Sinead O'Connor

an Irish singer, popular in the late 80s - early 90s. In 1990 she had an international #1 hit (the Prince - written "Nothing Compares 2 U") and a #1 album: "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got". She has great talent, an excellent singing voice and she can play some instruments and writes most of her songs, too. She has an extreme appetite for controversy however and in the autumn of 1992 it all backfired when on TV she ripped up a photograph of the beloved Pope John Paul II and shouted "Fight the real enemy!". By doing that she pissed off an entire planet because she dissed an icon admired by not just Catholics but Christians of other denominations, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, people of other faiths and more. Even atheists respected him for his stances on social issues and human rights. She did it to promote an album and it all flew back into her face. Sinead recordings were smashed by a steamroller in New York City. She had enough notority with her shaved head which didn't dilute her pretty features one bit. The picture-tearing incident put her fame in the trash can, as she never scored a big hit again.
Today she still says and does stupid controversial things in public, but her music career ain't going nowhere.

I saw Sinead O'Connor rip up a picture of Pope John Paul II on the Letterman show late night on TV. A few people cheered. Others gasped in disbelief.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008