spliff

a BIG fat joint (marijuana cigaret). It has nothing but grass alone or a combination of weed and tobacco together. The cover of "Catch A Fire", the first international album by reggae superstar Bob Marley has a picture of him smoking a spliff.

1. The British reggae band UB40 released a tune called "Mi Spliff" in 1985.

2. excuse me while I light my spliff (spliff)
Oh God I gotta take a lift...

Bob Marley
"Easy Skanking"

3. Now EVERYBODY!
Roll roll roll your joint
Gently down the line
Have a whiff from my spliff
Blow your fucking mind!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 24, 2009

Lady Caca

"caca" is Italian for "shit". "Lady Caca" is the name for Lady Gaga given by people who don't care for her music (?!!) or her constant presence in the media with some new strange outfit every week.

Billy: Lady Caca has 2 remix albums out this week.

Gene: I'll pass.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010

Iggy

1. the host/mascot of a series of science textbooks that my school used for grades 6 - 10. He's an alien from another planet and he gives additional tips on the lab experiments that you perform.

2. nickname for Iggy Pop, the "Godfather of Punk".

1. in one experiment in the 8th grade we made a sort of bread by working with yeasts instead of baking. One question asked us to rate our bread:

Is it tasty,so-so, or "for the birds"? At the side of the page Iggy is seeing how awful his bread is: one bird is gagging, one is barfing it out, and another is hawking and ptooie!
Pretty bad shit, huh?

2. ...gonna
shake my butt, shake my butt, shake my butt in Butt Town!
IGGY POP
1990

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 27, 2009

American Asshole

A new appellation for Donald Trump, the worst and rottenest traitor of all time. He embarrassed the USA to tremendous beyond repair by his actions, thoughts reflected in his hateful boorish juvenile blubbering talk, and his ego larger than the planet Jupiter (over 1500 times larger than planet Earth!). He is a racist, rapist, usurper, fascist, and many other evil things. He has no credentials, no soul and not a single respectable or honorable trait, aspect or a bit of character at all.

Donnie Douchebag has given himself many titles and poses with immense pompous pretention and an ugly personality cult. He has called himself 'Individual One', 'the Donald', and the 'Chosen One'. That last self-imposed title along with his hateful bloated actions makes him by every definition of the word an ANTICHRIST. He is a Caligula by every definition but to the entire world, he is the American Asshole. Thing is, he is a sputnik and a lap bitch to Vladimir Putin, even now.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022

suicide blonde

1. a woman whose hair is bleached blonde due to coloring treatments from peroxide in a bottle. She has to maintain the bleaching periodically but her darker hair roots may be prominent anyway. The term "suicide blonde" is a play on "dyed/died by her own hand", ya dig?

2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.

1. Deborah Harry, Courtney Love, Vicki Peterson, Marilyn Monroe, Samantha Fox, Cameron Diaz, and others are not natural blondes. They are suicide blondes.

2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.

3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!

- INXS

RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 14, 2011

star spangled banner

Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.

I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 24, 2007

MASS-Holes

A contemptuous term for people from the state of Massachusetts. Of course it comes from the words 'MASSachusetts' + 'ASSholes'. Sometimes it's used chiefly for the people of the Greater Boston Area (Lexington, Concord, Boston itself, Salem, etc. And some people just narrow it down to Bostonians themselves.

1. In 2019 I took a very long but much-needed vacation to cities and sites I had never been to before. I visited Ottawa and Quebec City, drove thru Quebec Province and reentered the USA via Maine. I drove extensively thru every state in New England that I hadn't been thru before. Part of that was the American Revolution Minuteman Park at Lexington and Concord . After eating a filling, delicious meal of clam 'chowdah', I got into my 'cah' and explored Boston all afternoon and early evening. Driving there is CRAZY. My tour book warned about 'MASS-holes' but the real problem is the constant flow of traffic. You DO get to see a lot, however. It's fun.
2. During my 2019 vacation BION 'MASS-hole' drivers weren't the rudest ones that I had to deal with. It was the drivers in Providence, Rhode Island who were bigger assholes than the 'MASS-holes'. Driving in Boston is wild and wooly but it wasn't anywhere as it wad in Providence. They are rude!
3. After my adventures in Rhode Island and Connecticut, I reentered Massachusetts and visited the Dr. Seuss Museum and Sculpture Garden (salute to my youth) in Springfield. Driving there was easy, no 'MASS-hole' drivers.
4. Last year the racist militia shits and disciples of the Cult of Donnie Traitor Douchebag TrashTrumpChump were fucking off at Boston Common for 'freedumb' rallies, spreading the virus, endangering children, acting like the shit heads they are - they were WORSE than any MASS-holes could ever be.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 07, 2021