I Learn Things From Bunnies's definitions

stalking

When two people in love go for a nice long walk.
Only, one of them doesn't know they're being followed.

Dude One: I think that girl is stalking me man and it's freaking me out.
Dude Two: Oh man don't sweat it. It just means you're in love!
Dude One: Okay seriously man, what the fuck?

by I Learn Things From Bunnies November 4, 2009