Definitions by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH

Pickle Man 

The guy who throws pickles at unsuspecting cars in retaliation for putting pickles on his burger when he specifically asked them not to.

Guy 1: *sees pickle on burger, throws pickle on car*
Guy 2: OH SHIT ITS PICKLE MAN
Guy 1: *fucking books it*

Pickle Man by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Captain Bitch 

The guy who is able to call the police better than anyone else. He also won't hesitate to snitch on you if you do something bad. He is the captain of them all.

Guy 1: Ha I just robbed a bank!
Guy 2: I'm called the cops.
Guy 1: Wow look at you captain bitch

Captain Bitch by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Mik 

The one who can't remember how to spell mike.

FUCK I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL MIK

Mik by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Noodles 

The code word for someone with a god complex and short temper when called out on it.

Dude 1: Hey, isn't that Jared?
Dude 2: Oh shit not Jared between you and me he's a noodles.
Dude 1: I completely forgot about that.

Noodles by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Hilbee 

That one person in your friend group who is constantly silent and you end up forgetting they're there.

Hilbee: Hey guys
Literally anyone: HOLY SHIT HILBEE I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE

Hilbee by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

dulft 

cunt

That man is a Dulft.

dulft by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Tyspon 

When you misspell Tyson

I fucked up and spelt Tyson as Tyspon

Tyspon by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021