Definitions by I <3 GUGE

Mommy Guge 

The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!

Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”

Mommy Guge by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021

PP Bwed 

PP bwed. This is a very special type of bwed, founded by scientist I <3 Guge, this discovery would change millions of lives, forever.
*****69 years later: year 2090*****
PP bwed has taken over. They are enslaving all humans and taking over the world. PP bwed will change how humans perceive our future… Forever.

I <3 Guge: “YES!!! I discovered a new type of bwed!”
PP bwed: “Muahahaha!!!”

PP Bwed by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021

Guge

Guge, pronounced Goo-gee is a mythical creature who, as the name suggests, Guge is a Gnu, Unicorn, giraffe, and Ermine combo.

Person 1: “OOooOOOoo that Guge is super sexy!”
Person 2: “I know right! I love Guge!!! He’s so sexy uwu”
Person 69: “GUGE FOR PRESIDENT!!”

Guge by I <3 GUGE April 9, 2021