Youtube

A site where you can make fucking kickass drumming videos on your school computer

Did you look up porn on Youtube?

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 14, 2019

Harmonic Minor

The best fucking guitar scale!

Dude, I learned Harmonic Minor, now I can play Slayer shit and some Pantera! Fuckin sick !

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 24, 2019

69

Number. How old Ozzy is right now.

Dude, I saw 69 definitions of 69 on urban dictionary.

Why the fuck did you look that up you pervebag

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019

Anti theist

Any person who sees some harm caused on some level that stems from religion. Not a meaner atheist or an in-the-closet Christian, just somebody who opposes some aspect of religion.

Anti theist: I consider myself an anti theist.

Christian Fundamentalist: you are one of those mean atheist. You are a satanist!

Anti Theist: I’m actually agnostic. I just hate all of that anti gay shit and I think that we shouldn’t be teaching our kids to be scared shitless of hell.

by I’m going to play guitardrums March 10, 2019

Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

by I’m going to play guitardrums August 04, 2019

Football Cream

It’s awesome

Dude, could you break me off a piece of that football cream?

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 26, 2019

Wah Wah

A sick pedal

Dude, did You hear the Wah Wah solo in A New Level? It’s amazing!

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 28, 2019