Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.
Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.
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Youtube

A site where you can make fucking kickass drumming videos on your school computer
Did you look up porn on Youtube?
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Harmonic Minor

Dude, I learned Harmonic Minor, now I can play Slayer shit and some Pantera! Fuckin sick !
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69

Number. How old Ozzy is right now.
Dude, I saw 69 definitions of 69 on urban dictionary.

Why the fuck did you look that up you pervebag
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Wah Wah

Dude, did You hear the Wah Wah solo in A New Level? It’s amazing!
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School

A hellhole controlled by the government where you you learn crap meant to last until the next test, by which time you probably fucking forgot the other useless information. You may get a computer but it’s controlled by the school so good luck posting kickass drum videos like I totally did in the 6th grade. If you wear a Pantera shirt people start looking at you funny like you’re fucking retarded. It’s wonderful. If you ever get addicted to weed it was probably from some idiot exposed to you thru school.
Dude, school fucking sucks. They need to fix it or make recess better. I hate al those stupid kids at lunch. It sucks butts.
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