Urban Dictionary: Definitions by I’m going to play guitardrums

Tommy McMurtry

Tommy McMurtry’s dick is light orange by this point. 🍆 🎃

by I’m going to play guitardrums June 8, 2019

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When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019

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Football Cream

It’s awesome

Dude, could you break me off a piece of that football cream?

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 26, 2019

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1983 hercules

The CHEESIEST movie. Starring Lou Ferigno and no one else of importance, it is so bad that it is more fun than watching a good movie.

Watching 1983 Hercules man.

by I’m going to play guitardrums March 4, 2019

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Anti theist

Any person who sees some harm caused on some level that stems from religion. Not a meaner atheist or an in-the-closet Christian, just somebody who opposes some aspect of religion.

Anti theist: I consider myself an anti theist.

Christian Fundamentalist: you are one of those mean atheist. You are a satanist!

Anti Theist: I’m actually agnostic. I just hate all of that anti gay shit and I think that we shouldn’t be teaching our kids to be scared shitless of hell.

by I’m going to play guitardrums March 10, 2019

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