sausage looks funny

That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?

Geezzz, that sausage looks funny, l wonder why it was near the toilet?

by I, Wreckerrr December 02, 2020

We're off to see the Lizard...

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.

The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...

by I, Wreckerrr September 06, 2020

fartschmagel

Gaseous foods such as bean burritos that cause farting!

Since l had all that fartschmagel at El Rancho Burritos, l have stunk everything up!

by I, Wreckerrr November 02, 2020

slide meat

This describes a lover someone has as a slide from their normal moral position.

Wanda Wonderpig is Ben Dover's slide meat.

by I, Wreckerrr February 03, 2017

big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

Miss Titties

A single woman with large breasts.

Look over there its Miss Titties!

by I, Wreckerrr November 07, 2020

Hawg hunter

A chubby chaser.

Juan hung out at a bar by Weight Watchers, because he was a serious Hawg hunter!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016