all to ourselves

A USAF fighter pilot was the legendary Colonel Robin Olds, on combat patrol a young lieutenant gave a panicked radio call to the colonel "sir, we have 8 MIGs around us!" Olds looked around and advised the junior pilot "that's right son, and luckily we got them all to ourselves!"

Colonel olds loved to have MIGs all to ourselves.

by I, Wreckerrr October 03, 2020

stake me to an anthill

This is an exaggerated express regarding an agonizing experience.

GAAAWD, I would rather you stake me to an anthill than date that creep again!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016

Hosetility

Hosetility is the angry and hostile some treat an ex-hookup partner after the fun is done.

Susie treated Juan like dirt after their post holiday party hookup; there was great hosetility!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

suck the nuts off a gorilla

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.

That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!

by I, Wreckerrr February 22, 2017

Comes with the trophy

There are very attractive young women who seem to come with any major public accomplishment, championship, big job, financial windfall, etc.

That driver won the race and a kiss from the comes with the trophy girl!

by I, Wreckerrr May 07, 2021

rectal rocketry

The study of the propulsion of objects due to flatulence.

After the chili dinner, the engineering team had the opportunity to study rectal rocketry!

by I, Wreckerrr January 03, 2017

Dreaming creaming

A wet dream

Little Dougie woke up in a puddle after the dreaming creaming !

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016