Definitions by I, Wreckerrr

the chimp challenge 

This is a contest to see who can do the stupidest thing ever!

RayRay glued himself to a car trunk to see how long the glue would hold him on the freeway! Thus the chimp challenge.

the chimp challenge by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

monkey ranch 

This is a place that is disorderly and poorly run, with wild populations, such as a psychiatric facility or school without effective leadership

Lunch is over, see you back at the monkey ranch!

monkey ranch by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

teacup kitten 

This is a tiny young kitten who could actually fit into a teacup!

Bootsy is a little teacup kitten!

teacup kitten by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Hardware 

This is slang for weapons.

The platoon was packing hardware

Hardware by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020

packing heavy 

Carrying powerful weapons.

Man, those dudes are packing heavy, machine guns, grenades, swords!!!

packing heavy by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020

heavy hardware

This occurs when a person or group is heavily armed.

The deep insert team was packing heavy hardware!

heavy hardware by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020

whose got to die

I am the man whose got to die, when its time for me to die, so therefore l will live my life the way l want to! This is what Jimi Hendrix said after leaving the 101st Airborne division.

I am the man whose got to die when it is my time.

whose got to die by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020