I, Wreckerrr's definitions

You can school a fool...

You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.

You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.

God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!

by I, Wreckerrr August 17, 2020

escape ape rape

This is a near miss in which a possible victim avoids sexual assault by defense measures, such as pepper spray, or avoiding a bad situation!

Susie was able to escape ape rape with pepper spray!

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

a blue hole

A city run by Democrats for generations which is marked by crime, gangs, corruption and high costs.

Man, Detroit has been a blue hole for years!

by I, Wreckerrr December 29, 2020

Mercedes Money

Expensive like a Mercedes Benz car.

Going there cost Mercedes Money!

by I, Wreckerrr May 1, 2021

Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

Ma Deuce is on the Loose is military slang, for the effective use of a M-2 .50 heavy machine gun in combat.

The sappers try to cut the perimeter wire, but they get cut down when Ma Deuce is on the Loose!

by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Barbie-barbarism

This is the dark side of a woman with Barbie looks, which may include: tantrums, violence, mental meltdown, criminal conduct, etc.

Yes Brittany is gorgeous, but with the Barbie-barbarism, l had to run for my life last night!

by I, Wreckerrr December 15, 2020

Suuuper sex!

There was once an amorous older lady who was flashing an old man yelling "Suuuper sex!" Looking up at her, he says "I'll just wait for the soup, thanks."

The granny yelled "Suuuper sex!"

by I, Wreckerrr December 5, 2020