Definitions by I'll take the XJ please

iPhuck 

A gross over-user of the iPhone, taking any opportunity to use their Apple device to solve any crossroads, especially when it's not needed, and definitely when it's most annoying.

"Dude, we're at dinner. Can you not be such an iPhuck and put your iPhone away for 15 minutes?"

iPhuck by I'll take the XJ please August 3, 2008