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Definitions by Hym Iam

I have a small dick 

Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"

"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
I have a small dick by Hym Iam November 9, 2020

I have a big dick 

I have a big dick by Hym Iam November 9, 2020
How men treat them is incredibly well in exchange for nothing a getting nothing in return and get mocked with doing it.
If that's homophobia then sign me up. If I was a woman then "how men treat me" would be better than I'm currently treated by men or women. Maybe I'd stand in front of a camera and sponge up some free money for having tits. Maybe I'd fuck whoever I want. Maybe I just would get a job and shack up in someone else's life and make them support me. Or maybe I hang out with old guys in exchange for free money.
Women by Hym Iam October 24, 2020
I cannot do it. Put a bullet in my fucking brains.
I need to sleep. I also need to wake up. I can't do the former and don't want to do the latter. I want to feed my skull meat some lead.
Sleep by Hym Iam October 24, 2020
Something a lot of people are either completely ignorant about or have a warped perception of.
The only thing more warped than a millennial's perception of history is an atheist's perception of religion. Our schools are pathetic.
History by Hym Iam October 22, 2020
A terrible manipulative person. She really is no good.
Yes. Go watch Dianna Davidson's video on how women manipulate men. That is literally what every interaction with that bitch is like.
Yes by Hym Iam October 22, 2020
Nope. No. Nuh uh. Nah. Nada. Niet. Nien.
Nah. They're cool. You're one of the last remnants that hasn't been bullied off the site by Lame Guy.
Nah by Hym Iam October 21, 2020