Hey, no, I don't give a shit. The credit for AI and the money. I'm not changing my mind. I not doing anything you say. I'm not asking. I'm not working towards anything. I'm not discussing it with you or contacting. If I do not get that credit and that money I will kill a child. I'm not letting you condition it. You will condemn a child to death with petty obstinacy and it STILL won't prove whatever point you are trying to prove.
by Hym Iam May 03, 2025
Get the You can still...mug. Hym "Ok, I'll stop 😆"
Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"
Hym "Huh? I donno."
Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."
Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."
Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"
Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"
Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"
Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"
Hym "Huh? I donno."
Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."
Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."
Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"
Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"
Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"
by Hym Iam June 07, 2022
Get the Trash bagsmug. Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2022
Get the Friendsmug. To do what Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson did, I would have to perform an incestuous religious ritual in spite of the fact that I don't actually believe in the religion and I'd have to do it with women I'm not attracted to... And then I'd have to fuck someone who's technically my sister repeatedly... Subject sentient life to you deranged fucking freaks... And then I'd have to make LESS money, be less attractive, NOT BE THE CREATOR OF A.I., be less intelligent, I wouldn't be better than everyone anymore, my daughter would be a filthy slut... It's- Yeah, I lose a lot there.
by Hym Iam February 19, 2024
Get the Marriedmug. No I'm not trying to actully seduce Taylor Swift you fucking retard. Why would you actually think that?
Hym "Unless it worked. Yu-Gi-Oh cards are expensive and I do not make enough money to keep up with the meta. But seriously, I would love to meet the chick that THIS would seduce."
by Hym Iam May 04, 2024
Get the Seducemug. I need to sleep. I also need to wake up. I can't do the former and don't want to do the latter. I want to feed my skull meat some lead.
by Hym Iam October 24, 2020
Get the Sleepmug. Hahahahahahaha WHAT!? For calling into question your righteousness... They should resign!? Nietzschian Megalomaniac. That right there. 👆 The things they sighted are all things you clearly did.
Hym "Wait wait wait.... So, they are taking away your license... But it's not evidence of YOUR incompetence.... It's evidence of THEIR incompetence... So.... They're taking away what is yours because they don't like a thing you said? SOUNDS FAMILIAR. And it's funny because you clearly did those things. You clearly believe you're beyond reproach. They need to go to a convent for 10 years and flagellate themselves and change everything about themselves? Ridiculous! For what? You wrote a children's book where one of the passages comments on the molestation of a client and raise the question 'where was Christian God?' (Which is hilarious and deliciously evil and my answer is 'watching with a twisted grin') But beyond that, you're using the fact that I write shit like that as justification for robbing me blind (giving speeches I wrote calling them the most meaningful thing you've ever done) and literally crediting your guest with things I've written. More blatant hypocrisy from JeepJorp. He's like my pet parrot. I said 'I don't think people are justified in treating my this way' and here goes Dr. Jeep 'WeLl I dOn'T tHiNk ThEy'Re JuStIfIeD iN tReAtInG mE tHiS wAy!! CRAAAWK!!' (Don't worry. I DID feed him a cracker. As he is a good birdie) This is crazy. The absurdity compounds daily. They should resign? Pffft!"
by Hym Iam January 15, 2023
Get the Resignmug.