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Definitions by Hym Iam

Stab in the neck guy 

I wonder how stab in the neck guy feels about the guy who wanted to stab him in the neck being lauded as a prophet.
Hym "No no no no no. This isn't about you. I kind of started this with my concern regarding whether or not I was Schizophrenic or being gangstalked... You're a mental health professional... Is this not (as the Aussies would say) fucked? I mean, Dr. Jeepjorp doesn't like that I can tell he's a charlatan and likely a narcissist (I'm very perceptive) he's especially upset that I did the thing that he did to stab in the neck guy. But, now that I know for certain I'm not Schizophrenic, I'm just going to get worse. See, I'm all about the slow burn...."
Stab in the neck guy by Hym Iam August 8, 2022
I wouldn't say better but...
Hym "Oh, I'm not much of an orator but you know what they say about orators: 'As long as they are poor the state and the people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public's funds, the conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people, and attack the democracy' ~ Aristophanes. Not that I'm the biggest fan of democracy... But I am an archetypal figure and multiple people have been intimated into the culture in their peripheral association to me. And, as a diagnostician, I'm like 2 for 2 over here. So, I wouldn't say 'better' but I'm sure I would do a pretty good job." 🤷
Better by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

Self-ownership 

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"
Self-ownership by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

Attractive 

How to I become the most attractive mating choice possible?
Hym "Have a fat cock and a million dollars! Then you get to bang all the daughers! That's how you become the most attractive potential mate! Hahaha!"
Attractive by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

Services rendered 

Do you know why the correlation between hard work and reward/success/achievement is not 1 to 1? I can explain it... If you would like...
Hym "Do you know why people are paid a static rate as opposed to a per task payment for services rendered? Well, I read an article once (I can't remember from where) about a tech company. They make video games or something. (Assuming the article was true) They decided to switch from paying an hourly wage to a 'per task completed' payment system. And what happened? Well... Productivity skyrocketed. So much so that the company could not sustain the 'per task completed' payment system. People were completing tasks ahead of schedule and working more (in general) to make as much as they could. If there was a 1 to 1 correlation between hard work and profit everyone would work as hard as possible to make as much as possible. But that isn't the case. That CAN'T be the case. The hierarchy MUST bottleneck. Sure, you can work hard. Sure, you can be promoted up. If not, you can change jobs. It doesn't have to be YOU who remains at the bottom. But I does have to SOMEONE. Every business needs bottom level labors. And it needs them INDEFINITELY otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves. The correlation between hard work and profit must remain below 1. So what is it? At your average business. It is something that must be set by business owners. You can't promote everyone who works for you. So what is it? .4? .5? I don't have the answer. But it's something do consider when taking about the national productivity rate..."
Services rendered by Hym Iam August 6, 2022

Synthesizing 

Oh? Is consuming a ton of information and synthesizing it into a singular creative body of work, upon which, a multitude of other creative works are based a laudable thing to do and the guy who did it should be credited? Ooooooohhh!!! Ohhh! I didn't know that! I didn't know that was a thing! Well, who do we know who has done such a thing? Hmmm 🤔 I wonder...
Hym 🤔 "Who could it be? If synthesizing a plethora of information into a single body of work is a laudable thing to do.... And the work has a multitude of citations and/or a multitude of creative works that it's existence are predicated on.... That would mean that whoever has done such a thing... Should be credited for doing that.... Instead of be ignored.... But who do we know who has done such a thing!? I just can't think of anyone! Do you know anyone Iam?"

Iam 😒 "........"

Hym "Iam? Do you know of..."

Iam "Yes! I get it! Everyone gets it! Look, I know you're doing a bit but I'm tired... I don't want to do this right now..."

Hym "Hahahahaha! What? I thought you would be on my side in this one."

Iam "I'm going to bed..."

Hym "Aw, you're no fun... Hmm... But seriously.... Who could it be? Who has donevsuch a thing?"
Synthesizing by Hym Iam August 6, 2022

Irrelevant 

Small scale incremental change
Hym "I have already done things for which I can be credited. Who are other people going to compare you to? Not you. And the seed money I could accrue from the act of being credited would would render your entire world view irrelevant as you are a charlatan."
Irrelevant by Hym Iam August 6, 2022