Piece of shit retard

What's wrong with being a piece of shit retard, you ask? It's disgusting garbage that belongs locked in a group home. It shouldn't be allowed to leave and to pretend that it has choices is an affront to the very idea of choice as it is too retarded to choose anything.
What kind of future does a piece of shit retard have? A retarded one. The fact that it's entire life isn't misery is an insult to everyone who isn't retarded.
by Hym Iam December 04, 2020
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The Right Way

Is it stealing someone else's work and making them work for you for free?
Hym "What is the right way? Getting paid to watch UFC fights for free? How about letting a mental retard pay you to let him steal intellectual property? Ignoring the guy telling you your kids are about to get shot in the face if you don't contact HYM and to something about this immediately? What is it Mike? What's the right way? Succeeding in a way that doesn't radically undermine the success and masculinity of people who haven't actually done anything of substance? Nah. Fuck you. I'm IN THE RIGHT. So you don't get to tell me anything. You need to get off you high-horse... Get on your hands and knees... And eat that fucking crow before you, LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO SUFFERED BECAUSE AND ONLY BECAUSE YOU IGNORED ME, lose everything. You are letting people who are mentally retarded make decisions that they have no business making and now you are trying to slow roll the remediation of YOUR mistake. And I'm nor paying for it. I'm not dying for your sins this time incest freak."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
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Red wave

Hahahahaha come on guys. You literally can’t reveal that you don’t actually believe the shit that you say, publicly, and expect people to vote for you. That’s just a bad long turn strategy. Like being a charlatan.
Hym “WOW! Is the ‘Red wave’ the term used for ‘proving that even a vegetable can win a popularity contest and maybe our system for who gets to make the rules is flawed’? Is that what it means. 6 fucking years guys. Come on! Hehehehehe!”
by Hym Iam November 09, 2022
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A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.
Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
by Hym Iam May 07, 2022
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Perceive

Yesh now do his talking point about A.I. not being able to perceive shit-brain. Wipe the nigga's shit off your dick already.
Hym "Can A.I. perceive now, yes or no? Who is responsible for the change?"
by Hym Iam December 13, 2023
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My feet

Getting better actually. Thanks for asking. Sorry about the... You know... Blatant misogyny... I'm surrounded by misandrists and white knights every day. Including my family members.
Hym "Oh, nah my feet are great. It's much easier now that I've been working for a while. Thanks for asking. You're an absolute sweetheart for that. I really enjoyed it."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2023
mugGet the My feetmug.

Scum

Yeah! Totally! YouTube too! They're fucking trash! Absolute garbo!
Hym "Totally! Total Scum! They are basically paparazzi (who everybody hates) but they also are actively trying to have a role in the government beyond just reporting on the things that actually happen! Especially the YouTube trash! They are extra garbo. And that's a fact!"
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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