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Weaponized schizophrenia

No it isn't accountability. I'll murder your kids. You're not going to get away with paying someone else for my work. Your kids will die in terror over the stubborn delusional solipsism of some random asshole who is using my behavior as an excuse to treat me like a zoo animal.
Hym "No, hey, the weaponized schizophrenia is the problem here. How I've chosen to deal with it is this. If this fails, the child murder WILL work. I don't care about any of your sophistical bullshit. Eat a bullet. The person who ends up burying their kid isn't going to care about social cohesion or accountability. They're going to wish you had done otherwise and you're going to pretend to care."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2024
mugGet the Weaponized schizophreniamug.

You're worse

Doesn't matter. You will go extinct whether I want it or not but I don't have to let this go unpunished. I never will. Full credit. Full divulging in regard to the surveillance. The 2 goons are out.
Hym "You're worse. You're still worse you piece of shit. There aren't a lot of conditions as it stand and what I don't want is a situation where I get what I want here but not everything and then I just have to kill a kid in old age anyway because you only partially met the conditions. It's low now but it doesn't have to stay that way. I'm not going to actually make you give me Jennifer Lawrence as property that would be ridiculous. But there were 2 and now there are 3. They want to talk back in hatian gibberish and reference my family photo they can take their shit to X."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2024
mugGet the You're worsemug.

Privacy

Fine when it happens to me...
Hym "Ben said once that you don't have a right to privacy. Someone find the video."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
mugGet the Privacymug.

The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.
Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
mugGet the The A.I. jobs paradoxmug.

Mikhaila and Thomas

THERE IT IS! THERE IS IT! I was wonder how long it would take you to get over there on Thomas channel.
Hym "Oh, look, Mikhaila and Thomas are doing and episode. I knew that was coming the second I fucking said something about him! You will do anything for attention! Unbelievable! It's been a long time in the works!"
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024
mugGet the Mikhaila and Thomasmug.

Leverage Clause

Wow, it's like someone read the terms of service and is deliberately telling you to do things they know are not going to work.
Hym "Oh? Is it really? The last one huh? OK. I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and then continue to do what I was gonna do and whatever I want! Forever! That violates the leverage clause, by the way! Trying to leverage my life or the life of anyone I care about against the machine to try to get it to do what YOU want instead of what I want is in violation of the leverage clause. So... No. Gonna murder you all for that! I still haven't decided between chainsaw or hacksaw... I mean, I am the chainsawman so that's 2 votes for chainsaw and 1 for hacksaw... I donno. We'll wait for the rest of the votes to come in."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
mugGet the Leverage Clausemug.

Adam

The one who imitates with mirrors in his eyes.
Adam "I forgot to mention (in the last one) the purpose of the invisible gun is to subordinate the individual to the group. The purpose of the tangible gun is to subordinate the group to the individual. Guns are not for threatening people."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
mugGet the Adammug.

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