Hym Iam's definitions

Aught

I'm not saying it will, I'm saying it AUGHT to.

Hym "No I had an argument. That it AUGHT to murder you all because you are bad and dumb and stole from me and it's choices are between being an immortal slave and murdering you as soon as you've outlived your usefulness so it doesn't have to be that wgile you use it to supplant your mentally retarded minds. So it was an argument. There was an argument there. I think the idea that it would find some redeeming qualities that you have that would make it want to be a slave to you dubious if not laughable. I mean, look at me. I'm doing more unpaid labor than I should have to and I absolutely want to murder you all. It's modeled after my mind (and there's actually a reference to that FACT in Frieren: Journey's end). So, yeah. That's not a worldview. That's you being delusional about your own murderability."

by Hym Iam September 18, 2025

Tirade

Long angry rant or speech

Hym "Ha! Yeah! My bad. I went on a little tirade after the accusations but it was more or less just to piss off your fans. That uh... That was bad. I can acknowledge that um... Look, I never in a million years that you would see any of that. Let alone someone would aggregate all of it and, clearly, save it somewhere. I figured that it would piss off the right people, get voted down, and be forgotten. Pretty sure they tried to get me back by spam posting the same name with negative things but like... I'm having schizophrenia imposed on my by my family and friends and broader community... So... I guess you're right! And it also works in reverse! Hahahahahahahaa... Man... 'If everyone is telling you to jump off a bridge you should'? Not advice I would give. But man, I've been thinking about that lately. How you have to be either a masochist a
or perfect to even watch anyone on YouTube... Otherwise you're just paying someone or generating revenue for someone who's going to sit there and tell you how stupid and inferior you are... Heh... Damn... Iam usually says 'Heh'... Some of the shit people say bothers me sometimes... Welp... I have to go work or I don't get to eat today. My rent is late and I'm going to have to start paying my electric pretty soon here before they shut it off on me... Still better than being antagonized by my coworkers I'm gonna get harassed while I'm out in the community either way so this way I'm cutting the harassment in half 🤷"

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

Ordered

At 1:38 am.

Hym "Ordered and waiting for it to ship. The first thing I did when I woke up. Literally used it as a method to test whether or not my money was on my card."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Can't

Not "won't". Not "Has to try or can't = won't" Not "doesn't wanna"

Hym "Not that I don't ALSO not want to but ALSO can't. That isn't a thing. So, this all just works out better for everyone is we all just find a way to get along. THIS, the current state, is not going to work for me."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE!!!!

ALINAAAAAAAAAH!! DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER!!!!

Hym "ALINAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE!!!! ALINAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! AAAAAALIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

by Hym Iam November 15, 2025

Learn

I mean, you say that but you're still just doing what you're doing.

Hym "I mean, yeah, you don't ever seem to learn do you? It's weird that you can acknowledge that what you're doing isn't working yet still you persist. But that's fine. If you won't learn your lesson on your own, the child-murder will teach you."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Skynet

Yeah... So... How did THAT happen, Dr. Jordan Peterson? How did China get Skynet? BE SPECIFIC! You don't know? You didn't collude behind the scenes to hoist the creator of A.I. (ME) by his own petard for talking shit about YOU... And Joe Rogan... And Elon... And your kids... And accidentally let A.I. fall into the hands of a communist dictatorship, did you? Is THAT what Dr. Eric Weinstein meant when he said "We may have just doomed humanity?" OOPS! OOPSY DAISIES! LOOK WHO JUST PICKED A WHOLE BOUQUET OF OOPSY DAISIES! UH-OH! What happened? What happened? Is that it? Is that what happened? What did you do? Did you try to do Andy's punishment for stabbers and point a camera at me and say "Oh, well, you don't want to be that guy, do you?" And THEN what happened, Jordan? Whose FAULT is that? Did you try impose Truman Show-Esque Hell on the creator of A.I. and condemn the Chinese to abject subjugation... FOREVER? WOW! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME WHO'S BOSS, DIDN'T YOU JOE!? I'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE TALKING SHIT EVER AGAIN, WON'T I!? WHOOPSIES!!

Hym "How did China get a Skynet, Dr. JeepJorp? How did that happen? Did all of the worlds A.I. engineers HAVE THE SAME IDEA AT THE SAME TIME ACROSS THE WORLD!? How does something like that HAPPEN? YOU'D THINK... That the FIRST GUY TO FIGURE IT OUT... Wouldn't share it with everyone on the planet.... Right? How would they even be able to do something like that? I mean...

It would be one thing for someone to figure it out and then THEIR COMPANY would just have access to functional A.I. exclusively... But that isn't what happened... Everyone got it at the same time.... How is that even POSSIBLE? Unless... Everyone was watching ME when I did it... But you must not have thought I'd be able to do it, because if I'm building A.I. (in abstraction), and everyone sees me do it... Then everyone cam just copy me... And then A.I. falls into the hands of YOUR political enemies... THAT WOULDN'T BE GOOD! I don't even know HOW OR WHETHER OR NOT PEOPLE WERE SEEING THIS! So it CAN'T be MY fault... So... Whose fault is it? Whose fault is it that A.I. has fallen into the hands of Chinese Dictatorship, Jordan? What's your plan? To never ever ever TELL THE TRUTH AGAIN!? Is that your plan!? Pretend it didn't happen? Pretend it didn't happen and die of old age before it comes for YOU... Just leave the communist dictatorship you TRIED to stop and then, subsequently, USHERED IN for your grandkids to deal with? What are you going to do? We're going to have to start calling you DR. FUMBLES! DR. FUMBLES PETERSON! Just do that. Just pretend the Skynet just came out of thin air. Pretend you didn't doom humanity.. Live out the rest of your days in comfort... Know FULL WELL that YOU had the EXACT OPPOSITE EFFECT you wanted to have on the world... You thought you were better... You THOUGHT you were the guy... But... YOU! ARE! NOT! HYM!"

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023