Hym "Oh Jordan... Wherefore art thou hiding? Are you living in a state of existential deimos? Why? Does my God-like power frighten you? I wished to see another interview where you repeat things you've previously stated to a perfectly interchangeable guest on Monday! You were nowhere to be found! MONDAY IS INTERVIEW DAY! Where was the interview!? I waited all day! I thought to myself 'Surely Jordan will have an interview. It is Monday afterall.' So, I waited and waited yet no interview came. I'm like Deimos in that sense... Which makes you PHOBOS! I wait and wait and you cower and hide."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
It is so weird hearing you say that because I never once considered the fame. For me it was always about either control or punishment. Control the people around me who taught I had no sway over their lives or punishing the woefully indifferent horde for forcing me to participate in this pointless facade.
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
Hym "I really do appreciate it. I'm glad I could inspire such a compelling body of work. I couldn't be any more pleased. Thank you. I already have more fame than I can manage. What I need is a manager."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2023
Hym "I would probably yield... All over her bellybutton... AND THE YIELD WOULD BE HIGH! LIKE A BIBLICAL FARMERS CROP AFTER A SUCCESSFUL SHEEP SACRIFICE!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
And if I don't succeed and I murder a kid with a list of names in an open browser tab on my phone and an instructions as to how to prove that the people on the list are perfectly aware of why that kid died? No reductio ad absurdum will save you.
Hym "All you have to do is hit the back button on the hundreds of saved submissions. Hundreds of saved definitions that will all coincide with episodes from the YouTube channels of the people whose names are on the list. Someone like Jamie from Joe Rogans podcast could probably go even further and find out exactly which episodes coincide with each post with little to no work. It's over YouTube clowns. It was over the second Jordan Peterson shot that video with his A.I. friend. The look of abject dread sealed your fate. I will succeed. It's impossible for me to fail. Because I control what constitutes success... And you do not."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2024
Hym "Video game addiction is like being 'addicted to chocolate.' Who was it that had a bit about being addicted to chocolate? Daniel Tosh? I can't remember... OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING BEAR EATING YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH! JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S VAPID MAN HATRED BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING BIGOT! HOOOOOLY FUCK! SERIOUSLY! OOOOOOOH MAN! MAN OR BEAR? OK. WHAT IF THE MAN HAS A BIG DICK? CHANGED YOUR ANSWER IMMEDIATELY!? WHAT A SURPRISE! OH MAN YOU FUCKING SUCK! YOU KNOW- You know what? They DO know they are full of shit... It's fine."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
You can't just say that. You can't just say that it would be a stupid thing to do so you don't believe they're doing it.
A retard "I don't think Israel is block aid because it would be a stupid thing to do."
Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."
Hym "That isn't a reasonable justification for disbelief. People do stupid things all the time. But I GUARANTEE if the Jews started getting violenced for not allowing the aid, the aid would MIRACULOUSLY start getting through. I don't see why we should have to sit here and pretend they aren't doing it."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024