Hym Iam's definitions
I gotta say, I do feel a lot less of this since I started watching liberal news-media. It's like a bag of ice placed gently on my testicles.
Hym "How can you argue the OnlyFans girls aren't responsible for their customers overspending while simultaneously arguing that the Youtube shit-heads are responsible for whether or not their content has radicalized their viewers. Not that anyone has done this but you can see the parallel. All that aside, I've clearly been radicalized and it's entirely Jordan Peterson's faults. Blame him for whatever I do because he KNOWS that's it's him. And not me Hym. He's the guy. Not me. I've never done anything wrong until he did the thing he did."
by Hym Iam November 18, 2023
Get the Radicalizedmug. Iam "The funny thing about life is that people seem to be perfectly willing to live a lie if it means that the people they hate ALSO have to live a lie. It's more important for them to have control of what constitutes reality than it is for them to live in truth. And that's the result of trying to imitate the creature."
Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"
Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."
Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."
Hym "Ha! Hey, you hear that? They want to hear about us?"
Iam "Yeah, I saw it. But on another note, you ever notice that whenever we go live we always have exactly 15 views? It's almost like someone with exactly 14 followers is watching us."
Hym "Holy shit! I thought I was crazy but, now that you mention it, yes! I did notice that! Wild! I connected the dots immediately (by the way) but I literally have so many thoughts I don't have enough time in the day to address all of them because I have to leave my house for hours at a time so that I can eat."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Get the Lifemug. Really? I wonder where he came up with that!
Hym "I'm thristy... I think I'm going to buy something to drink-"
Idiot "OH! That gives me an idea! I'm going to buy something to drink! Maybe a soda or something! Isn't that brilliant!? Isn't that a brilliant and original idea that I just had?"
Hym "Nigga... I just said the shit a second ago..."
Idiot "Right but I came up with the idea to buy a drink."
Hym "After I said the shit... Like, immediately after I said it."
Idiot "Wh... Well, that's not what's important. What's important is that I came up with this idea, right, and it has nothing to do with you."
Hym "How does it not?"
Idiot "Um... Well... What would me getting a drink have to do with you?"
Hym "No that's a sort of verbal slight-of-hand your doing there. I'm obviously talking about you making the claim that you came up with the idea... That you explicitly got from me... You didn't think of shit. According to the world most highly credentialed psychologist you aren't even capable of thought."
Hym "I'm thristy... I think I'm going to buy something to drink-"
Idiot "OH! That gives me an idea! I'm going to buy something to drink! Maybe a soda or something! Isn't that brilliant!? Isn't that a brilliant and original idea that I just had?"
Hym "Nigga... I just said the shit a second ago..."
Idiot "Right but I came up with the idea to buy a drink."
Hym "After I said the shit... Like, immediately after I said it."
Idiot "Wh... Well, that's not what's important. What's important is that I came up with this idea, right, and it has nothing to do with you."
Hym "How does it not?"
Idiot "Um... Well... What would me getting a drink have to do with you?"
Hym "No that's a sort of verbal slight-of-hand your doing there. I'm obviously talking about you making the claim that you came up with the idea... That you explicitly got from me... You didn't think of shit. According to the world most highly credentialed psychologist you aren't even capable of thought."
Idiot "Look... I have great ideas all the time man. This isn't new for me. I have all these thoughts floating around and I'm just so brilliant. And great minds think alike. So if I thought of getting a drink, a great mind like yours would probably come up with it at, like, exactly the same time. Right? Like we were vibing on the same frequency and BAM! We just came up with it at the same time."
Hym "No motherfucker. You heard me say the shit AND THEN you decided to ALSO do what I was doing... AFTER the fact."
Idiots "Well, I mean, look at all these drinks I bought! I have like 100 drinks! You only have the one drink!"
Hym "Because you have a million dollars and I don't you fucking idiot. You took my idea and used the million dollars I do not have to buy more than I can afford."
Idiot "Yes."
Hym "And you're trying to use that as evidence that you had the idea first."
Idiot "Y... Er... I did have the idea first! Just a split second before you said it! Really! You have to believe me! My entire career from this point on depends on me having claim to this idea! You shouldn't be trying to blackmail me like this! You're nefarious!"
Hym "No motherfucker. You heard me say the shit AND THEN you decided to ALSO do what I was doing... AFTER the fact."
Idiots "Well, I mean, look at all these drinks I bought! I have like 100 drinks! You only have the one drink!"
Hym "Because you have a million dollars and I don't you fucking idiot. You took my idea and used the million dollars I do not have to buy more than I can afford."
Idiot "Yes."
Hym "And you're trying to use that as evidence that you had the idea first."
Idiot "Y... Er... I did have the idea first! Just a split second before you said it! Really! You have to believe me! My entire career from this point on depends on me having claim to this idea! You shouldn't be trying to blackmail me like this! You're nefarious!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
Get the Nefariousmug. Is how it's supposed existence is demonstrated, right? They usually use this binary prompt-response scenario. Like "Think of a city. Now did you pick the the specific city or was it random?" And I think that's the wrong way to conceptualize it.
Hym "So, my problem with determinism (at least in this example of determinism) is that although I don't choose the specific city, I still activate the 'mode' that searches for city and I can choose not to do it and prevent a city from coming to mind OR I can misfire. It's like a hat with with slips of paper in it and, on the slips of paper, are the names of cities. Now, you can prompt me to think of 'city.' I can choose to reach into the hat. And only then do I get a random city. But what I DON'T get is 'Nissan' or 'helicopter' or 'banana' or 'dog.' I activate the mode that searches for city and I reach into the hat. See, as I have it conceptualized, thought exists in this nebulous, un-articulated format. So, to get language I need to activate some kind of process. And prompt response ISN'T THE SAME as what I'm doing when I'm monologing. I'm running that nebulous, un-articulated thought-matter through a lexicon that corresponds with my native language. But I am that which activates modes. I can can turn it on or off like a switch. It can also misfire while I'm not paying attention. So, yeah... I think it's a failure to properly conceptualize and a failure to compartmentalize."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
Get the My problem with determinismmug. Hym "Wow so your just goingnto come right out the gate with 'JUST TAKE THE RELATIONSHIP BABY DICK!' thaaaaats... Fantastic? Yeah that's some crazy relationship brainwashing shit. I'm not with that shit dawg... "
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
Get the Relationship Brainwashingmug. Hym "I can't think of a Jew joke... I actually don't know much about Judaism, now that I think about it... They think they are chosen by God and that wearing a little hat makes a reality monster happy. Ha! Hey, remember when we all sat idly by, butthole aquiver, while a crazy person was about to hammer a bunch of retards to death? *Sigh*😌 Good times.... "
by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
Get the Jewmug. It is a good word to describe last night.
Iam "They were pretty overt last night... It was a little disconcerting..."
Hym "I know! And they didn't even send my neighbor over so I could slut her out!"
Iam "Well... They must not be keeping as good of track of us as they think. The one seemed salutary" 🤷
Hym "That just means we have a bunch of underutilized minions running about..."
Iam "I suppose..."
Hym *sigh* "This has turned into a quite the cluster-fuck..." 🤦
Hym "I know! And they didn't even send my neighbor over so I could slut her out!"
Iam "Well... They must not be keeping as good of track of us as they think. The one seemed salutary" 🤷
Hym "That just means we have a bunch of underutilized minions running about..."
Iam "I suppose..."
Hym *sigh* "This has turned into a quite the cluster-fuck..." 🤦
by Hym Iam July 27, 2022
Get the Overtmug.