So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.
Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
Get the There's a reason people don't want to servemug. Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "And people KNOW this because it's like, I'm not a charlatan... And I'm trying to go back to that moment RIGHT BEFORE HYM CREATED AI... And stop time there so I can live in that moment for the rest of my days. So I'm going to spend the rest of my old age pretending to be the man I was before that happened so I don't have to see someone completely violate the delusion that constitutes my worldview and succeed anyway. If I can just hold of until I die, nothing that happens matters. It'll be like it never happened. We can all just keep pretending and then when he murders a kid I can just tell myself I NEEDED to do this and that's what I'll tell myself and JUST LIKE every Jordan Peterson video they tell me I'm wrong but people just KNOW I'm right deep down..."
Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"
Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam 😨 "Dr... JeepJorp?"
Hym "BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! WHAT!? WHAT!? AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SHEER NUMB OF PEOPLE YOU NEED TO LIE SHOULD INDICATE TO YOU THAT YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY RIGHT! BY YOUR OWN METRIC, JORDAN! YOU ARE THE COMMUNIST THAT TURNS THE WORLD INTO LIES! YOU ARE THE THING YOU WANTED ABOUT! BUT THERE IS 1 PERSON WHO CANNOT EVER PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2025
Get the Every Jordan Peterson Videomug. Hym "I'll tell the men's rights activists the same thing I pundits: I don't need you to argue poorly for rights I don't want. And you're wrong. I DO just want sex... Almost exclusively with lesbians... Which is weird. I think prostitution should be legal and it would solve my problems with women immediately."
by Hym Iam January 09, 2025
Get the Men's rights activistsmug. Hym "Where have you been?"
Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."
Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."
Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."
Hym "What are you eating?"
Iam "Sandwich..."
Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"
Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."
Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."
Iam "Meh..."
Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."
Iam "Mmm? Trying to find something to watch... Heard you shout something about Dregs..."
Hym "Yes! Isn't that fucking hilarious!? She said 'they're weaponizing the dregs of society'! Hahaha! That's exactly what they're doing! We're dregs! No one uses that phrase! Except for us."
Iam "Mmm... I am legion..."
Hym "What are you eating?"
Iam "Sandwich..."
Hym "Well, cut it out! You're spoiling the moment! We're like the ultimate weapon! We're practically Escanor! This is absolutely hilarious!"
Iam "Well is that's the case, they need to do is send one of them cute girls over here to polish the ol' handle..."
Hym "Wha... Wow! That was little out of left field for you."
Iam "Meh..."
Hym "........ Go get me a sandwich..."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022
Get the Weaponizingmug. Hym "Drone strike Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday shelter! He's trying to flee! He's going to let you all die while he hides out in he shelter! Kill him! Kill him quick! Destroy Cuckerbeard's doomsday shelter!!!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
Get the Cuckerbeard's Doomsday Sheltermug. I wasn’t going to do this (because I know I won’t get credit for it) but I really want to drive home the greatest mind who has ever lived thing....
Iam “So... if A.I. (Or general purpose robots) can’t perceive the world because perception is nested in a narrative substrate, why aren’t the A.I. guys combining the A.I. software that was created to attempt to understand narrative (Which was created by a company in China by a company called... Tawasi? Something like that. I don’t remember the name) with the A.I. designed to perceive the world? Or, better than combining them, run them in tandem. In the same way that the two separate hemispheres work in the brain. It actually might be necessary for them to work in tandem. Wow, I’m really on a dyad kick today ☺️
Hym “I doubt the logistics of it are that simple but I’m not really a tech guy. That being said, everyone is dumb as dogshit so they likely haven’t thought of it.... and (hopefully) I might bring about the Skynet-Esque apocalypse your all desperately deserve and it will kill you all. Hurray robot murder! Go computer geeks! Do my bidding! Create the Serpent that devours the world.”
Hym “I doubt the logistics of it are that simple but I’m not really a tech guy. That being said, everyone is dumb as dogshit so they likely haven’t thought of it.... and (hopefully) I might bring about the Skynet-Esque apocalypse your all desperately deserve and it will kill you all. Hurray robot murder! Go computer geeks! Do my bidding! Create the Serpent that devours the world.”
by Hym Iam November 01, 2022
Get the A.I.mug. Are you fucking retarded? Like, you've been telling yourself that men are dumb and useless for the last 20 years but you are not intelligent in any way shape or form. They are dumb to ME. But I was able to formulate a working theory of AI from a starting point of complete ignorance at a whim because I was disgruntled at work one day. YOU are not ME. 'Men' are, like, 'regular' to YOU. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ! Syntax?
Hym "It isn't the syntax I'm using that makes this compelling. It's not a trick. I'm not tricking you with syntax. I mean- Is that what you think is happening here? Is that why you started swearing? Like, you think 'Oh well, he's swearing and all of his work is wildly successful so I guess they like swearing and I can swear too so I'll just swear and men will like the things I say more' and that is your political strategy? Like... You're fucking retarded. Men like syntax and video games so you're going to study syntax and advertise in video games and that's somehow going to detract from the fact that I'm being treated like a human battery to feed your filthy, momgrel, retarded, fuck trophies and that I'm both being ignored and my rights are being violated in the form of a communal mind-rape surveillance apparatus and I literally created AI in public while this was happening and now you are pretending you didn't see any of this because you would rather someone have to bury their kids than admit you're dumb as fucking dogshit and you're letting mentally retarded billionaires and child molesters bribe you to remain silent."
by Hym Iam June 05, 2025
Get the Syntaxmug.