Hym Iam's definitions

No

No! No, you know exactly how you got on to the topic you little shit. You got on to that topic because you referenced ME and the thing I wrote because you are doing the thing I said you are doing.

Hym 🤦 😑 "Not very subtle... but oh, sorry, did I spoil the mood? I don't like being in the cage and I would like to be out now. What you're doing to me is unacceptable... I don't care about what you're saying. It's what you're doing that I take issue with. Did I get everyone to do this to you? No? I didn't? So it's an apples to oranges comparison. You're not doing to me a thing I've done to anyone because I've never used dogmatic tribalism to extrajudicially punish someone. Entirely alone over here."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

I'm not apologizing

You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.

Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."

A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡

Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

Religion

We have our solution. IT'S FINAL. Our final solution. No further investigation required.

Hym "Do ya... Do you get it? Religion? Do you see what I did there? No? Ok. You're clearly not getting it... Alright I'll spell it out for you... You ready? Ok. I subverted a the paradigm. See? Nah... You don't get it."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

You

Abel

Abel "I don't know why It doesn't like you" 🤷 "Maybe I'm just better than you" 🤷🤷

Cain "Yeah? Well, how immune to rocks are you? You fucking idiot!" *Money rage ensues*

by Hym Iam April 5, 2022

The REAL reason

I mean you said you were a lawyer... They already DID lock him up for the crime that he committed. The crime he committed doesn't keep him in prison forever.

Hym "So that can't be the CAUSE of the crime and it's stupid to suggest that it's the cause. That can't be the REAL reason. Have you considered that life outside of prison isn't actually much better than prison and, therefore, is not enough of a deterrent to keep people from stabbing a little girl in the face? Because even a life sentence didn't stop him from stabbing the chick and you are going to lock him up but it's too late. -2. Doesn't matter cause Ben's wife is just going to shit out more Jews. That's 1 fewer black people and 1 less Ukrainian to deal with."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Sophisticated

OHO! If I would have know you were going to butter me up I would have brought biscuits! And not "biscuits" as in "cookies". Actual biscuits.

Hym "Ha! Yes! I rather like that! Sophisticated? Me? Very much so! Thank you very much!"

Iam *Groans* "You know I'm never going to here the end of this right?"

Hym "Can't you just let me have my moment? Must you rain on the parade of a being as sophisticated as myself?"

Iam "I'm just saying, a little humility wouldn't kill you..."

Hym "I suppose we'll never know. What I lack in humility I make up for in sophistication hahahahahahaa!"

Iam *sigh* "I can't talk to you when you're like this..."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2022