Hym Iam's definitions

Kat Williams

Hey! I got a question! I'm an interview-guy now. I want to be an interview-guy now, so, I am.

Hym "Heyheyhey, Kat Williams! Kat Williams, hey! I'm an interview guy! What do you think of the YouTube parasites that jumped at the opportunity of you doing an interview to crawl all up into your butthole and feast on that sweet delicious millionaire dookie?"
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Hym "Is it good? Does it itch? Are you taking any anti-parasitic?"
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by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

Ignore it and hope it goes away

Yeah, see, I tried that for the first 10 years but here we are.

Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Atheist Charlatan

You might be even worse than a plant. I don't think there is a word for someone who feints the absence of belief.

Hym "That's the important bit, is it? That religion makes people go 'yay?' Get the fuck out of here. You're an atheist charlatan, Alex. You feint the absence of belief so you can proselytize from the other end. The 'fruits' of Christianity IS the act of Christians taking credits for higher-order abstractions. Forgiveness? Buddhism has doctrine about forgiveness. Hinduism has it. Ok. Maybe not. Maybe atheist charlatan is a bit of a stretch.... Nope. Nope. I'm right. You get paid to sit there and 'Oh well I don't know. Everything is just so nebulous!' And you hym and haw and say 'Is it really the claim the creator of the universe spoke to a guy in direct dialogue... Or is it the friends we made along the way?' And we're all worse off for it."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Victimizing

In retrospect, I do feel kind of bad victimizing people with my own pathology... Hmm...

Hym "How bad should I feel about this?"

Iam "I don't know... I feel bad about victimizing people with my own pathology sometimes."

Hym "I don't feel anything until someone opens their mouth crooked. The I feel good about it. It's all the justification I need."

Iam "I was supposed to be dead by now..."

Hym "So were those other pieces of shit. If I could find the person responsible..."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Groomers

A conservative slur in which they use (instrumentally) "The FEAR of child molestation" to persecute their ideological enemies.

Hym "Conservatives like to use the fear of child molestation instrumentally to slander their ideological enemies as 'Groomers.' The implication is that their ideological enemies are 'Pedophile-adjacent' and the accusation is used to persecute and/or control them oppressively. They also relentlessly mock the WOMEN (which is a big no-no for Good men according to Dr Jordan Peterson). By DR-er DISGRACED DR. JORDAN BEELZEBUB PETERSON'S OWN LOGIC conservatives are tyrants who use fear to get what they want and are, therefore, little men who are not right for the job! Which means you should not EVER give them any political power. Because they are tyrants who use fear! The fear of child molestation. By Jordan Peterson's own logic! Hey, Jordan... What's the name of Batman's son? What's the name of the new Robin? And what's MY name? What do people call me? Remember what I said? What do people call me?"

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Screenwriters

Oh? Does that suck? You worked hard but my thing is the best thing ever written of it's kind and I DIDN'T have to work hard? Wow! It's kind of like someone fucked a retard instead of you... You know? Like... Figuratively... That sucks for you... Enjoy not getting paid enough or AT ALL for your contribution. I wouldn't know what that's like because I'm not allowed to exist and (therefore) nothing can or is happening to me.

Hym "Yeah, that sucks about the screenwriters getting paid more than 0 dollars to do a less good job than me and then ignoring my existence because I refuse to tow a partisan and/or ideological lines. Like... They bitch about denying trans people's existence but here they are denying someone's existence.... A little hypocritical... Just saying..."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2023

Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.

Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022