First principle

What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.

Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."

by Hym Iam April 06, 2024

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!

A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

DEI Hire

HA! I was going to go there but it seems like low-hanging fruit! Haha!

Hym "AND! I knew you would use DEI hire to invalidate or undermine everything else I said! That was on MY bingo card! That IIIIIIS... Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Qanon

I had better not be Qanon. If I am it's the direct result of being co-opted and having the people who actually proved me right being co-opted or bought off by fucking charlatans like Jordan Peterson.

Hym "Yeah, I'm not Qanon. Doesn't sound close enough to anything I do he but, in case it is supposed to be, this is clearly trying to be coopted out from underneath me. Familiarize yourself with common cult de-conversion tactics and ask yourself if people have been doing this to you."

by Hym Iam August 08, 2024

Compliment

I noticed that you picked up on that, by the way (@Destiny).

Hym "That's how you know he thinks your he lesser, Destiny... Jordan Peterson doesn't compliment his betters..."

Derstiner "Buh YOU think I'm your lesser!"

Hym "Hahahahaha... It... It isn't a thought."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Sequel

Oh, shit the first look of the sequel is out?

Iam "Aw man... You want to watch it?"

Hym "Bah! No! I don't!"

Iam "Ah come on. It might be good. Oh! Did I do the scene idea yet? Is it too late? Whatever I'll do it anyway. Ok... It's simple but its necessary. I wanted to see the scene where he uses the joke pistol. You know? The one that shoots the flag 🚩 that says bang on it? Yeah, absolutely necessary. So he's about to kill some guy, right? Arthur pulls out the gun, the guy cowers, Arthur pulls the trigger, flag comes out, Arthur apologizes (genuinely), pulls out the real gun, shoots him, laughs hysterically. It would be great!"

Hym "I'm pirating it again... I should be going to the sequel premiere, FOR FREE.... That's what should be happening here.... This could have been way cooler for me..."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2022

No

No you come over here and milk the puss out of my ingrown hairs bitch.

Hym "Real men don't let kids die to cover up a stalking apparatus Alpha. I'm not stopping. You could stop it today if you wanted to."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025