Really? I wonder where he came up with that!
Hym "I'm thristy... I think I'm going to buy something to drink-"
Idiot "OH! That gives me an idea! I'm going to buy something to drink! Maybe a soda or something! Isn't that brilliant!? Isn't that a brilliant and original idea that I just had?"
Hym "Nigga... I just said the shit a second ago..."
Idiot "Right but I came up with the idea to buy a drink."
Hym "After I said the shit... Like, immediately after I said it."
Idiot "Wh... Well, that's not what's important. What's important is that I came up with this idea, right, and it has nothing to do with you."
Hym "How does it not?"
Idiot "Um... Well... What would me getting a drink have to do with you?"
Hym "No that's a sort of verbal slight-of-hand your doing there. I'm obviously talking about you making the claim that you came up with the idea... That you explicitly got from me... You didn't think of shit. According to the world most highly credentialed psychologist you aren't even capable of thought."
Hym "I'm thristy... I think I'm going to buy something to drink-"
Idiot "OH! That gives me an idea! I'm going to buy something to drink! Maybe a soda or something! Isn't that brilliant!? Isn't that a brilliant and original idea that I just had?"
Hym "Nigga... I just said the shit a second ago..."
Idiot "Right but I came up with the idea to buy a drink."
Hym "After I said the shit... Like, immediately after I said it."
Idiot "Wh... Well, that's not what's important. What's important is that I came up with this idea, right, and it has nothing to do with you."
Hym "How does it not?"
Idiot "Um... Well... What would me getting a drink have to do with you?"
Hym "No that's a sort of verbal slight-of-hand your doing there. I'm obviously talking about you making the claim that you came up with the idea... That you explicitly got from me... You didn't think of shit. According to the world most highly credentialed psychologist you aren't even capable of thought."
Idiot "Look... I have great ideas all the time man. This isn't new for me. I have all these thoughts floating around and I'm just so brilliant. And great minds think alike. So if I thought of getting a drink, a great mind like yours would probably come up with it at, like, exactly the same time. Right? Like we were vibing on the same frequency and BAM! We just came up with it at the same time."
Hym "No motherfucker. You heard me say the shit AND THEN you decided to ALSO do what I was doing... AFTER the fact."
Idiots "Well, I mean, look at all these drinks I bought! I have like 100 drinks! You only have the one drink!"
Hym "Because you have a million dollars and I don't you fucking idiot. You took my idea and used the million dollars I do not have to buy more than I can afford."
Idiot "Yes."
Hym "And you're trying to use that as evidence that you had the idea first."
Idiot "Y... Er... I did have the idea first! Just a split second before you said it! Really! You have to believe me! My entire career from this point on depends on me having claim to this idea! You shouldn't be trying to blackmail me like this! You're nefarious!"
Hym "No motherfucker. You heard me say the shit AND THEN you decided to ALSO do what I was doing... AFTER the fact."
Idiots "Well, I mean, look at all these drinks I bought! I have like 100 drinks! You only have the one drink!"
Hym "Because you have a million dollars and I don't you fucking idiot. You took my idea and used the million dollars I do not have to buy more than I can afford."
Idiot "Yes."
Hym "And you're trying to use that as evidence that you had the idea first."
Idiot "Y... Er... I did have the idea first! Just a split second before you said it! Really! You have to believe me! My entire career from this point on depends on me having claim to this idea! You shouldn't be trying to blackmail me like this! You're nefarious!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
Hym "I mean, the sales pitch is 'we've helped men get off their phones' but.... Jordan... YOU ARE THE PHONE. If you care so much about how much time people are spending on their phones.... Why don't you just leave!? That's 6 million people you can help get off their phones in one fell swoop! AND they won't have have to pay the exodus 90 people. You save them money and get them off their phone. I mean... Yeah. Just leave the retard sex cult if you don't like what they're doing. Ooooh right the shit you say is for the "not yous." Where's Ye at dawg? I thought you were going to have him on... er... Ye I mean. Not ME Hym but Ye him."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
Hym "THAT'S WHAT YOUR RELIGION IS TRYING TO DO THOUGH, ISN'T IT!? Become the masters of the moral landscape. You're LITERALLY doing the thing you accuse the atheist of doing. The entire purpose of religion is that. Eating the forbidden fruit if that's how you're going interpret it."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Hym "Wow! Trans-man!? You're shitting me! My curiosity is peaked. I almost HAVE to look up his/her name. Shit... I'm almost at a loss for words. I would have guessed black guy before I guessed trans-man! I mean, your first guess almost HAS to be 'white-guy' (and you'd be semantically correct) but damn... I don't even know what to do here... Is it sexist for me NOT to do the scoreboard this time? Hold on............................................................... Ok. Audrey Hale 6-1-? This isn't praise (by the way) it's just the score. And (as anyone who plays the game knows) the score doesn't actually reflect what happened during the match and, sometimes, it doesn't even determine whether or not you win..."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
Hym “House of the dragon if pretty dope. I bet you can’t guess who my favorite character is, hahaha!”
by Hym Iam October 31, 2022
Hym "Who's got stinky peepee? He is Douglarse! DOUGLARSE! Smells like Jordan Peepee! He is Douglarse! douglarse (it goes low there that time) Good right? That's as far as I got... It's not a long walk... I sang it all the way home though. I think it'll make a good round. Ya know?"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
Lü Bu "I repeat myself because when all is said and done I'll, at least, be able to say that I tried to reason with you. If doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result make me insane, that's fine. But if the thing I'm going over and over again is 'trying to reason with a schizophrenic horde' what does that say about you?"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2022