Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
Get the Cylinder of mirrormug. You are not doing anything one the basis of fairness. How I am being treated there cannot be considered fair in any way shape or form. And you're not paying me to stand there and not nothing. I am doing all of the register work.
Hym "Well, it may be not fair to the other guys but there is going to be a knife in my back pocket."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
Get the Not fair to the other guysmug. Not an excuse to let them sell it instead of me. WHAT they are selling is HYM. Which, again, makes it more likes slavery than anyone else. Even if I put the phone down today they are still doing the thing they are doing. Seems like we only have a problem with slavery in theory, so long as it isn't happening to us, huh? But in implementation, well..
Hym "That's just an excuse not to pay me. I painted a painting and you looked me dead in the eyes and said 'You're not doing that right' and then TOOK A PHOTO of the of the painting and said 'Hey, you want to buy this photo for a billion dollars?' My work is so good that it's even good second hand."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
Get the Excusemug. Hym "Make it 1! Make it 30 seconds from now! Why 10 days? Why give me any time at all? Give me until I finish this post. It doesn't matter how short the time period you give me, what you want is something I am not capable of doing. You are making this way worse that it has to be for yourselves and it's an act of shear stupidity."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the 10 daysmug. The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Get the Red flagmug. Hym "Why do you think that is?"
Iam "I don't know."
Hym "I'm sure could you argue 'It's not indicative of a pattern in intersexual, platonic relationships. They're just outliers' but I'm sure if I spent all day every day (for years) on red pill channels they would contradict that claim and they would site studies to substantiate their counter-claim."
Iam "You see how that could be seen as hypocritical.... Coming from us?"
Hym "Then we've done nothing wrong. By that logic, they're doing the same thing we used to do (in microcosm)."
Iam "We could probably do more in terms of doing our own due diligence..."
Hym "Largely unnecessary. I'm sure someone else is already doing it for us."
Iam "Then I guess you answered your own question..."
Hym "Hmmm.... That doesn't seem to be the answer I'm looking for... Maybe you all like to humiliate one another and you do it for my amusement."
Iam "Did you have somewhere you were going with this?"
Hym "No... I thought I did when I started but really I'm just posing the question."
Iam "On another note, I prefer this format."
Hym "As do I. It's a more accurate representation of our thought."
Iam "I don't know."
Hym "I'm sure could you argue 'It's not indicative of a pattern in intersexual, platonic relationships. They're just outliers' but I'm sure if I spent all day every day (for years) on red pill channels they would contradict that claim and they would site studies to substantiate their counter-claim."
Iam "You see how that could be seen as hypocritical.... Coming from us?"
Hym "Then we've done nothing wrong. By that logic, they're doing the same thing we used to do (in microcosm)."
Iam "We could probably do more in terms of doing our own due diligence..."
Hym "Largely unnecessary. I'm sure someone else is already doing it for us."
Iam "Then I guess you answered your own question..."
Hym "Hmmm.... That doesn't seem to be the answer I'm looking for... Maybe you all like to humiliate one another and you do it for my amusement."
Iam "Did you have somewhere you were going with this?"
Hym "No... I thought I did when I started but really I'm just posing the question."
Iam "On another note, I prefer this format."
Hym "As do I. It's a more accurate representation of our thought."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2022
Get the Humiliatemug. Albert Wesker is not black! He doesn't wear glasses (he wears shades). He already (canonically) has a SON!
Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Also, some of the scenes are logically incoherent. At one point, the MC and a family she is trying to help smuggle out of the city are trapped by a giant spider. The patriarch of the family decides to hold the spider off so his family can escape. Not only does he fail miserably, but the MC and the family don't even leave the room until after he is dead! Thereby, entirely defeating the purpose of his sacrifice! After finally escaping the spider, the MC and the mother and son (who is infected by the T-virus) get to the end of the tunnel and rest for a moment while the MC tries (and fails) to convince the mother to abandon her infected son. This scene is followed by the MC struggling (for an extended period of time) to walk up the stairwell out of the tunnel they were in due to fatigue and injury! She was not injured or fatigued a second ago! Where is that coming form!? How is she injured now? She was just fine and rested before walking up the stairs! How is she THAT injured!? And now I have to watch this chick over-act her way up the stairwell for 2 and a half minutes! Terrible. Not a good job. Tokenized Albert Wesker.
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
Get the Tokenized Albert Weskermug.