Definitions by Hym Iam
Magnum Opus
Hym "You gotta hurry up Jordan! You gotta come see my Magnum Opus! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN, Jordan! Remember!? It's getting hard to walk! I'm going to need to build some kind of bridge to get over all the garbage... I've been living like this for months! Oh! You know what? I need a garbage shovel! But not until you come see it! The variety is what's impressive about it... But, yeah, hurry it up! It's here Jordan! The Ultimate Art! You gotta- You gotta hurry up and come see it! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN it's called! It's probably 2 or 3 tikes better than the Mona Lisa! #HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN! Trending now on Twitter. The best are that has ever been made!"
Magnum Opus by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self"
Hym "Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" is wrong. He thinks it's the articulated thoughts that constitutes 'The Self' and goes as far as to say it's 'An illusion.' The only problem with that is that the articulated thoughts AREN'T the SELF. This is evidenced by the phrase 'TO ARTICULATE YOURSELF.' What does it mean to 'ARTICULATE yourSELF,' Sam? It's implicit IN THE ACT OF ARTICULATION... That 'THE SELF' has yet to be articulated. The self is EXPRESSED through dialogue! And movement sometimes... And mouth noises... But just because the articulation occurs internally... It doesn't mean that THAT is the SELF part you idiot! He's a neurologist! He's like a PhD neurologist and people are listening to the shit like 'Oh yeah geez it's so smart!' EXCEPT IT'S WRONG! WRONG AND DUMB! And then he writes a fucking book based on a galse premise and goes on podcasts to sell idiots a stack of paper-thin sliced DOGSHIT and he doesn't even know how the self works!"
Sam Harris' conceptualization of "The Self" by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch!
Hym "Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! You don't even actively remember you hippy liberal nonsense you fucking transphobe!"
Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! by Hym Iam April 5, 2024
Gossipy shit
Oh yeah I guess all of that's rappers making diss tracks aren't 'real men!' And Joe Rogan And Jordan Peterson were talking shit about "weak men." So, they're not real men either. I mean, I'm the A.I. creating genius.
Hym "I don't deal in gossipy shit. I deal in being better than everyone and fucking Jordan's slut-daughter!"
Gossipy shit by Hym Iam April 5, 2024
Idf excuses
Oh? What happened? You don't like the idf's excuses Destiny? You think maybe it's the thing I said it was? You think you were just using historical precedent and making shit up to sound right in front of retards?
Hym "You know what the Idf excuses prove? CORRECT ALL ALONG! Embarrassing! Fucking knockoff. What did I say about sullying my good name? At least be on the right side of things! Shit, you fucking suck! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Idf excuses by Hym Iam April 5, 2024
Wisecracked
Hey, Michael... Michael do one on Havana Syndrome... Do one on the thing... Looklooklook, I'm you! I'm YOU Michael!
Michael Iam "Is Havana Syndrome a bleak and dystopian attempt at covering up the weaponized schizophrenia Hym Iam from Urban Dictionary warned us about OR... IS THE SOLUTION... My leftist fucking political nonsense? Because that's all I do, right? I just ask 'Is it this or is it that' questions. Is it THIS or is it THAT? Who knows!? What a fucking mystery! We can't possibly draw any concrete conclusions and we CERTAINLY can't act on our ethical presuppositions. So... Something-Something liberal ink-poop! Watch as the bodies pile up because everyone is too stupid and stubborn to admit that a *insert euphemism for bad person* was RIGHT and that we were WRONG and are basically retarded in comparison to Hym! Tune in for our next episode of Wisecracked so I can feint ignorance while people needlessly suffer. Something-something... See you next time." 😘👍
Wisecracked by Hym Iam April 5, 2024
How can I not relate
Hym "How can I not relate? Let see... You're addressing one of us and not the other.... One of us created A.I. and the other has not... One of us can fuck retards at work and get away with it and the other can not... My dick is bigger..."
How can I not relate by Hym Iam April 5, 2024