Definitions by Hym Iam

A Party 

So wait... If you were having a party... And some guy was banging on the door... Would you let the guy in? I mean... I wouldn't burn his soul forever for not getting invited.

Hym "Well, I mean, I WOULD burn his soul forever but, like, not for not getting invited to a party... I'd hust do it because it's fun to do that... Right? You would expect it coming from me, right? That clearly is something they don't really get... Like... I would (at least) get bored after a while. I seriously don't think they understand what their religion means. Which is why my work is so important... Well... Kind of... I'm just going to kill it so none of the is going to matter anyways... Yep..."

A Party by Hym Iam June 26, 2024

Apt 

Yeah, no, I see how it's a little inverted... But!

Hym "A more apt analogy would be 'If the natives had done a Oct 7th would we be bombing the reservations' and the answer is 'probably not.' But, you know, whatever... Hey, wild how A.I. couldn't perceive before and now it can, right? Isn't that crazy? Watching reality shift around Jordan Peterson so rapidly that one his favorite talking points flew off into the ether? Wild right?"

Apt by Hym Iam June 26, 2024

Fat

Hey, I'm doing a bit.

Hym "And being fat is allowed in your religion. Being a faggot is not Gayve Jewbin! You said you wanted to rape a tranny HodgeTwins! Hell! Straight to hell with both of you!"

Fat by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Derogatory term 

I mean, you could have said "Piece of shit." Could have said "Asshole." I partial to "Solipsistic." But no.

Hym "It isn't insecurity for me to notice and point out (repeatedly) that you're using small dick as a derogatory term. And then you turn to me and lie 'Oh, um, it's not the inherently negative connotation. You're just not saying words good. I'm not using it as a derogatory term because you're inherently bad. I'm using it because you wouldn't be doing what you're doing if your dick wasn't small.' And then I don't believe you (because I would have to be retarded to believe you) and demonized for pointing out that you're a bigot."

Derogatory term by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

Gayve Jewbin 

Your own religion would have burned you alive not 300 years ago.

Hym "Gayve Jewbin is just mad I can eat dinner with Ben and he can't. I'm perfectly kosher and he's a homo. Being a homo is a sin Gayve Jewbin. I'll see you in hell. You aren't even allowed to get married in Israel."

Gayve Jewbin by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

I am 

You know your half-jew kids aren't going to cook evenly, right? You'll stick them in the even and they're going to end up looking like fused Zamasu.

Hym "I am. I am listening. You're a piece of shit."

I am by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice 

Those weren't the good ones. This is the good one.

Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"

Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"

Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."

A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice by Hym Iam June 25, 2024