Dream

I did the thing Emma. I said a racism to Frannie. Kind of. I told her not to think of the N word but I know she did and then I told her to picture a Persian guy without it being racist... Which is literally impossible.

Hym "Yeah, that would be dope. If my dream was real my grandma would be alive. I was at their house (where I grew up) and they had these giant stacks of cookies. Multiple plates full of these massive stacks of cookies filling the kitchen. And I remember thinking 'Why the fuck did she make that many cookies?' And then I woke up..."

by Hym Iam January 04, 2025

Podcasters

Oh? Is that "not smart?" You're still a bitch. So.... There's that...

Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."

Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."

Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."

Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."

Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"

Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"

Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"

Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."

Podcaster 2 "Oh... Right, ok. Yeah. No. I don't want to care about men's issues...."

Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"

Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" 😮 💨

Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."

Podcaster 2 😩 "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."

Podcaster 1 😩 "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."

Podcaster 2 😩 "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."

Podcaster 1 😩"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"

Podcaster 2 😖 "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"😫🍆💦...😮 💨...😮 💨...😮 💨

Podcaster 1 😫🍆💦 "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" 😮 💨...😮 💨...

Hym "This ☝️ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."

by Hym Iam October 24, 2023

Chads

OHOHO! REALLY!? THE CHADS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE MISOGYNISTIC AND RAPE!? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUG- Oh wait me because I'm a genius... CORRECT AGAIN! I'm like The Flash! It's like I'm playing time-catch with myself! I throw the ball 7 years into the future and then I run 7 years into the future and catch the ball I threw!

Hym "HA! HA! HAHAHA! AHA! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!? How is it possible for 1 man to be so correct!? THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!! The CHADS... Are more misogynistic than THE INCELS! AND THEY RAPE MORE! I SAID THAT! Both of the things! I said that! See!? See? They're throwing themselves at the fat-cocks... The fat-cocks think less of them for it... The reason the Onlyfans panel girls thinks it's easy for men to get laid is because IT IS for the guys they LET fuck them... They project the qualities of the fat-cocks onto the men they DON'T fuck... And the incels take all of the societal flack for the fat-cocks! Ha! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam December 03, 2023

Seriousness

Yeah, no, you know that's not what it means.

Hym "Yeah, and I think on some level you know that. So that's just more of me being right. 'There are gradations of seriousness and you will cherry-pick out the information that affirms your supposed superiority to me (moral or otherwise)' See that? I quoted myself. I subverted the paradigm. That's just me being right again. That's why it was so important for me to add as much context as possible. So I could sit here and watch you strip it way as though I hadn't provided it in the first place. RIGHT AGAIN! Didn't I say you would do that!? I'm like a seer! You don't care. It's the hitler thing and the post concussion syndrome thing and you don't really care either way. As long as you can use woman to validate your existence and nothing bad is happening to you in the present... It just isn't real. So the consequences of your willful ignorance remain ethereal. And it's funny because the claim is that your behavior is a manifestation of my behavior but it doesn't ever go the other way does it?"

by Hym Iam March 04, 2023

Heard

Yeah, you hear whatever the fuck you want to hear, don't you?

Hym "You know what I heard? I heard 'I want to be insulted.' You hear it? That's what she said."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

Mr. Beast

YEAH! GET HIM! Now... Now do the Joe Rogan one... Do the Joe Rogan video where you tell your fans to stop watching Joe Rogan for doing the thing that Mr. Beast did... Because he did that. He supported the trans by drinking Bud Light and saying that he was supporting them... So... Do it... Do it now... Do it today... I'll watch it... You get 1 extra view...

Hym "Unless... Does the minor (in stature) deity Matthew not rule with an even hand? Is there too much crossover between your audience? Support trans bad when Mr. Beast does it but support trans good when Joe Rogan does it?"

by Hym Iam April 15, 2023

Prostitute

Whore

They say the best revenge is to be happy but really it's violence so disturbing no one that hears about it will ever forget that it happened. That, or, fucking the purple hair dye off of a retard fucking prostitute.

by Hym Iam September 10, 2020