Ok... He's how you make something that isn't shit: So, Necro-Dr. Strange fights Wanda and loses. Instead of giving America Chavez a bullshit, cliche "You're so much stronger than you know you just have to BELIEVE!!!!" speech; he just loses. Wanda goes to steal America's powers she gets scared and opens up a portal to the other universe. Then the OTHER Wanda gets involved and you get a Wanda on Wanda fight. The other universe's Wanda loses (because she doesn't use the darkhold and is, therefore, weaker than MCEU Wanda) and, as she does, she is thrown through the portal to the universe she inhabits. MCEU Wanda follows through the portal and gloats as the kids rush over to their Wanda "Mom! Mom! Get up!" As MCEU Wanda approaches, the reality around them begins to distorted along with the voices of the kids. MCEU Wanda looks around, confused, as the illusion fades away around them. IT WAS A GRIEF DOME! IT WAS A GRIEF DOME THE WHOLE TIME! (Like the one from WandaVision!) So MCEU Wanda learns that her fantasy of living out the rest of her days with her children WAS A LIE! It turns out that ALL of the Wandas in ALL of the universes resign themselves to a life of isolation where they create an illusory dome and live out their motherhood fantasy because her kids aren't real!!! MCEU Wanda is dissolutioned.
She returns to her universe and she can collapse the temple on herself (whatever that's find I guess). Necro Dr. Stranger taps into America Chavez's mind (with magic or something) and opens up a portal to get himself and Rachel out of the universe they're in blah blah blah movie over there's of it is fine.
Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."
Hym "OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!!! Isn't that better!? Sent a chill down your spine didn't it? The big reveal at the end? THAT is how you write something that doesn't suck! THAT is the ending of a Wanda movie that audiences don't hate! It's almost like I'm a genius who wrote a Hypertext upon which a multitude of anime characters, songs, and movie characters are based. None of which conflate the intimations of the text with the references in the hypertext. I would like to know how people know who I am and what I look like now, please. And who's profiting from my likeness."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Alright... This guy is a fucking retard. This guy, Alec Baldwin's brother, says that all of the school shooters played 1 of 3 games. Fortnite, Call of Duty, or GTA...
Hym "That's like saying 'All of the school shooters had eyes.' Like, if you play video games... That chances that you DON'T play CoD, Fortnite, or GTA are basically 0. Like, these people are fucking retarded. And the pundit, Patrick Bet David, goes 🤯 HIS MIND IS BLOWN! HIS MIND IF BLOWN BY THE CONNECTION GUYS! FUCKING RETARD! He's a fucking retard. The pundit is a retard. The guy he is interviewing is a fucking retard. Like, you see why you're shit, right? Like, you are a pundit and you can see your relationship to me and the rest of the world and you know that you are shit, right? Like, all the school shooters, right? They all ate cheeseburgers! Can you believe it!? They ALL ate cheeseburgers at some point in their lives."
Patrick Bet David 🤯 "WOOOOOOAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH!! MY MIND IS BLOWN RIGHT NOW!"
Patrick Bet David 🤯 "WOOOOOOAH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH!! MY MIND IS BLOWN RIGHT NOW!"
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
Hym "Remember how I said that I knew what the Boys ending would be? It's this. Homelander loses his powers and either works some remedial labor job where he's stopped and mocked by passersby and/or locked up and raped in prison. That's the ending supernatural guy has in mind. I will actually bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT is the exact ending he had in mind! I'm like a fucking seer with this shit, I'm telling ya. Or like a mind-reader! 100% guaranteed THAT is what it was going to be."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
Oh? What is this I see? Did someone do what I told them again and is now out of the cage instead of in the cage? So that's you and Bill Cosby, nkw. Look at how easy lawyers have it. Megyn wants to talk shit all the God damn time.... Even Joe could be a fucking lawyer with how easy that shit is. MULLIGAN RETRACTED! I WAS right INITIALLY and AM always right. Too easy. It's just too fucking easy.
Hym "Ope! Look who's out of the cage! Immediately after I said the thing that (in theory) gets him out of the cage. It's too easy. You know, I gave you a chance to get out on your own but it was starting to look like you weren't going to do it. You're lucky I didn't leave you in there to rot for making me look wrong."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
If you wanted me to stop doing it you would be giving me the credit for coming up with LLMs and paying me for doing that.
Hym "So, you must LIKE me threatening kids. So I do it again! I saw to little girls walking the opposite direction of me on the way to the gas station this morning and I thought about how easy it would be to take out my knife and gut them in the street. I probably could have kidnapped one and held her hostage to get the YouTubers to volunteer what they know about my contributions to AI. This place is ripe with little girls to stab and I will stab them if I do not get credit and payment for AI. They will die for no reason and if you let these YouTubers continue to control the discourse the will get your kids killed and then act like none of this ever happened. Your little girl will die for nothing and I will just kill myself in prison... Or receive the death penalty. Which is just as good for me. I literally don't care about anything other than retiring immediately. And if I can't do that with the proceeds I garner from creating AI then I might as well take as many of you with me as I can."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
Remember when Sia was reveal to the public and started making music for herself and then we all found out she has had been there all along. Writing songs for Rihanna and Beyonce from the shadows.
Hym "My perfect future? My future should involve me getting Sia moment where everyone finds out I have been writing all of the things they enjoy from the shadows. Like a minor deity. Because I am literally the television equivalent to Sia and deserve to be heralded as such."
by Hym Iam August 09, 2022