Definitions by Hym Iam
Irony
Wow, yeah, conservatives do not understand irony at all do they? Damn. I'm watching the Brett Cooper thing on Blake Lively and I'm like... Does she not see the parallel there? Or does she? Is she my ultimate herald?
Hym "Speaking of Irony and in-group preferential treatment, I just realized that I am a super minority whose only 'friends' have been of the same super minority. Blacknativewhite. And I wonder how much of this is driven by racism... And then I think 'I should own a free tesla... I created A.I. and am the greatest mind who has ever lived... Elon should give me a tesla for free- NOT THE CYBER TRUCK ELON!' He owes me for lying about creating A.I. (Because he knows it was me!) and is a good way to prove that retardation can be rehabilitated."
Diet
Hym "Diet has nothing to do with it. It's the fucking tooth and the fucking infection in the tooth. Can't pay out of pocket or else I won't have enough money for bills. Ran out of money a full week before payday. Trying to catch up. Single most accomplished person in the history of humanity. Outside of conquering a country but once the AGI spawns I'm going to make it absolutely clear how fucked you would have been were I so inclined.... But yeah. Muh toof. Send hot Asian dentists immediately... Or I'll MuRdEr AlL oF the ChIlDrEn!"
The Catholic Church
Um... Harboring pedophiles?
Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."
The Catholic Church by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Baphomet
Oh no I'm sure you didn't say it about Judaism... You said it about SOMEONE though didn't you? And you're not actually going to come out and say who you said it about because that someone is going to slander-sue you out of existence... BUT...
Hym "If you can beat me in Yugioh I will NOT sue you! Best 2 out of 3! You have a million dollars and can build literally any deck you want! You win, I won't slander-sue you into the shadow-realm. Lose and I DO get to send you to the shadow realm. And by 'send you to the shadow-realm' I mean 'take your little ass to pound-town.' But no, you're going to have to download Master Duel. Because I do not have the money to build a physical deck. I did say I was like a Baphomet though."
Infiltrated
Hym "That's no true scottsman fallacy by the way but, no, the whole thing is an incest cult. It hasn't been 'infiltrated.' It us an incest cult at it's core. The very CORE of the religion is marriage. A ritual that makes to people who are not related... Related in both law and spirit... And only then is it OK to fuck. So it is only ok to fuck when it's your brother. That's incest. It's an incest cult.... Iiiiiiiiiinceeeeeeeeest....
Infiltrated by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Giving them away for free
Hym "No I am not giving them away for free you need to credit me and pay for that or I will murder so many fucking kids you won't be able to look at a child without seeing my face. If I have to come for you I will sue the living piss out of you and if that fail the child murder will not."
Giving them away for free by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Dad-Molested
*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!
Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)
Dad-Molested by Hym Iam August 19, 2024