Hym Iam's definitions

Grief

That isn't what's happening here. You are trying to play games with my life and I'm not playing a game here. You tried to drown me out with static. People have died because of that choice. And you're participating in the cover up. The only saving grace is that names are getting crossed off the list and the sooner you accept that you getting shit in the neck is better than you getting away with the cover up, the faster this ends.

Hym "That isn't what's happening. Unlike your dead kids, I am not relegated to the past. Grief isn't going to make any of that better. You could have stopped someone of those people from dying and you didn't. And all of your rhetoric about the stages of grief aren't going to change that. Seriously, if me being right, and them being wrong and your kids getting murdered because of it isn't losing to these people than nothing is. They are so committed to doing this rhetorical pantomime at any cost, upto and including your kids, they will allow your kids to die when they could have done otherwise. I will make them regret playing chicken with my life. And I said BEFORE the deadline so no it does not matter."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2025

The Collective Unconscious

You don't know what this is? READ A BOOK!! IDIOT!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Iam "See, I figure that's the solution. You just have to get the right ideas into the Collective Unconscious and people will act it out on their own. The problem will correct itself over time. Ideally..."

Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."

Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"

by Hym Iam April 19, 2022

Short king

Are you like a foot shorter than Joe Rogan!? Ha! Hahaha! You are a fat-cock! Don't do the thing now. Don't bang grimes. You're ruining everything.

Hym "The Short King is a liar. He loves negativity (which is why he's here). You didn't read that shit in an article either. Andrew Huberman told you about it on your podcast."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024

Assassination Classroom Ban

No. No... You can go fuck yourself with that shit. Fuck this guy. Don't vote for that son of a bitch. As a matter of fact....

Hym "Vote AGAINST that motherfucker. I don't even care who it is. Whoever is responsible for the Assassination Classroom Ban needs to go. Get this guy right the fuck out of here. DeSantis? Somebody else? I do not care. Fuck outta here. That's one of the greatest shows of all time! Has been rated "the saddest ending" of any show on multiple sites. It's good. They said 'it teaches kids to murder their teachers' which is ridiculous. It's almost the exact opposite of what it teaches."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2023

Boomerang

I like that she did it manually. She a class act. That’s how I do everything. EVERYTHING....

Hym “Oh, no. I didn’t get hacked. I did this intentionally. But, um, on an unrelated note, I should buy a boomerang! I don’t know how else to work the word boomerang into a soliloquy... So... I’ll just do that...”

by Hym Iam December 2, 2022

My lights were off

The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.

Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

Consequences

I'm not afraid of the consequences and that's what you think you're doing here then you shouldn't have wasted your own time. You need to use the empathy you delude yourself into believing you have and ask yourself why I (And not you) would live like this? Allow everything to be stole and not murder as many kids as I can. Allow you to get away with what you're doing.

Hym "The child murder consequences are somehow better that the consequences you incur for saying what I want you to say? Do you think I forgot their will be consequences to murdering your kids? That fucking kid is dead. You stupid fucks deserve it every time it happens. Every time."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024