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Definitions by Hym Iam

Hym "There's a cloud outside my apartment that looks like cartoon hawk-man flying a plane! Wha- Aww... It's gone... I only looked away for a second... Tragic."
Cloud by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 

THIS, my little retards, is the CORRECT RESPONSE to your cynical little fillbuster.
Hym "YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT! GET IT! HA! But no! I'm not losing. There is no such thing as 'losing.' It isn't real! The game is either over or it's not. And THAT is not why you are letting this continue. You are letting this continue so you can extract as much value as you possibly can while you desperately scramble to shield yourself from culpability in the decisions generated by your own mentally retarded mind. Trying to squeeze every last drop of blood out of the turnip. But I have so much blood! So much that you could drown scores and scores of children in it... And it just doesn't ever seem to stop."

Your husband 

Ha! Did your son ask if he was your brother?
Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"
Your husband by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
In comparison to me... You are. Basically retarded.
Hym "I mean, you tried to big brain a situation that was above your mental capacity by trying to teach me a lesson and you got a bunch of kids murdered and/or got a bunch of people to kill themselves. So, I know you're pretty stupid so... You probably don't quite get it but... When the cell doors close and you watch the 15 years of my life you wasted drain away from you... You might be able to catch up by the time you get out."
Stupid by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

My Money 

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.
Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."
My Money by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
Hym "It isn't that you WEREN'T talking about it. It's that you REFUSED to talk about it because you ACTIVELY WANTED MY LIFE TO BE HELL. And when I said 'Hell is contagious' you ignored me, joined in to perpetuate it, and tried to drown me out with my own mouth sounds to make a point about rape or women's choices or never being wrong or whatever. And you did that instead of the right thing because you're retarded and obstinate about your own lack of intelligence."
Weren't by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Yeah, no, seriously. It looks great on you.
Hym "Really brings out the color of your hair and it goes well with your complexion. Yellow is good. I should buy a yellow shirt... Not that I would ever get a chance to were it because the only place I ever go is work and it's literally a communist dictatorship and I'm literally not an individual while I'm on the clock."
Yellow by Hym Iam March 2, 2025