Tucker is also using ad pop as his justification believing that God created humans and that there is a spiritual battle between good and evil.
Tucker "EvErYoNe BeLiEvEd It! Everyone has ALWAYS believed it! Dattebayo!"
Hym "Heheheheheh Dattebayo... No, hey, that's the 'Ad Populum Fallacy.' A large number of people believing something (even historically) is not evidence for the truth of the claim."
Hym "Heheheheheh Dattebayo... No, hey, that's the 'Ad Populum Fallacy.' A large number of people believing something (even historically) is not evidence for the truth of the claim."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
Hym "And 'You need to be accountable for the things you say' is just your uppity, blimey, poofter way of saying 'You can say what you want but if I don't like it I get to do whatever I want to you' and NO. You DON'T get to do that. That isn't free speech. That is CONTINGENT speech and the contingency is the delicate sensibilities of some slack-jawed mongoloid. So, no. So maybe I wouldn't be saying what I'm saying if I hadn't been getting harass for years in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Where is the accountability for them? Why is accountability always absent LITERALLY half the time? Fuck you. You're not an authority to which I can be held accountable."
by Hym Iam May 07, 2025
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2022
Hym “No seriously. You’re one of those guys who is always trying to convince his friend’s moron brother to stupid things for your mutual amusement. Jesus that is embarrassing. He has to know he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about! Yeah, I mean you’d have to! This is unreal. I’m like an ACTUAL profound genius and I’m being defrauded by a mainstream intellectual! This is like something out of a movie... Wait! It isn’t! That isn’t a thing yet! Todd? TODD!? Where are you!? Are you seeing this!? Are you here with us,now? We could make a biopic! We wouldn’t even need his permission. We could just do what Netflix did to Tyson! Or what you did to me! It would be great! No, go watch this guy try to articulate the profundity of my thought and fail miserably. This has got to be embarrassing. You need to start watching your videos before you release them.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2022
Something that doesn't matter if the dick is less than 6 inch.
Ask the average women is she would marry a man with a 5 inch. If you're a women and in private the answer will be "No". If you're a man on a youtube channel the answer will more often then not be "no". There are not enough women who answer "yes" for someone with a 5 inch dick to expect to date a women long term or for a lifetime.
Ask the average women is she would marry a man with a 5 inch. If you're a women and in private the answer will be "No". If you're a man on a youtube channel the answer will more often then not be "no". There are not enough women who answer "yes" for someone with a 5 inch dick to expect to date a women long term or for a lifetime.
It's at that point you realize you have 80% of the men competing for 20% (less than if you assume some of them are lying to delude themselves into believe that there male friends that they aren't willing to fuck or their average dick sons have a chance. Which they don't by the way. They will be second-class citizens for the rest of their lives. Like, living during Jim Crow. They'll be "equal" but separate (inferior).) And they reason this is the case is that dick size is the determining factor of whether or not a relationship works. You fuck an average dick. You will cheat. "Small dick" is synonymous with "bad sex". And all of the other things women like are code words for what they actually care about. Confidence (Is previously having sex with other women). Big Dick Energy (The unearned confidence that comes with having a big dick). Hygiene (Something that doesn't matter if women Aren't going to fuck you), Work ethic (Doesn't Matter if women Aren't going to sleep with you), "Game" (Tricking a women into thinking you have a higher quality than other men so that you fuck them). None of that matters if the end result is temporary success while the woman your with waits around to find a bigger cock. All of this just makes trying pointless and justifies hating people who literally think you are an inferior class of person due to an immutable quality.
by Hym Iam January 05, 2021
Oh? Does that suck? You worked hard but my thing is the best thing ever written of it's kind and I DIDN'T have to work hard? Wow! It's kind of like someone fucked a retard instead of you... You know? Like... Figuratively... That sucks for you... Enjoy not getting paid enough or AT ALL for your contribution. I wouldn't know what that's like because I'm not allowed to exist and (therefore) nothing can or is happening to me.
Hym "Yeah, that sucks about the screenwriters getting paid more than 0 dollars to do a less good job than me and then ignoring my existence because I refuse to tow a partisan and/or ideological lines. Like... They bitch about denying trans people's existence but here they are denying someone's existence.... A little hypocritical... Just saying..."
by Hym Iam June 02, 2023