Definitions by Hym Iam
Listen
Hey, I have already gotten farther than literally everyone who has ever existed. I'm literally 5-15 years away from being the first male in human history to create life... Or have already done that... Or I guys could say I busted a fat nut into UD... That's what this is. These are like my sperms.
Gaping Hole In AI's Capabilities
Oh really? It only does the TRAINING (using the massive data set) and INFERENCE? Oh geez. I WONDER WHY THAT IS!?
Hym "Oh? There's a 'Gaping Hole In AI's Capabilities?' It's almost as though the creator of AI... The guy who came up with the training and the inference (I'm literally the pronce of inference)... Didn't get paid or credited for the first 2 parts and is not doing any more until he isn't doing any more until he gets paid and credited. It's like THAT happened. Weird. I mean, I already told you the next part but you don't fucking listen. So, I donno what to tell ya. Give me my fucking money or be an AI creating genius. Those are your options."
Gaping Hole In AI's Capabilities by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
Heroes and villains
Hym "And you're not a deontologist. Heroes and villains are clearly a factor to you. You have a thousand videos about surveillance amd governmental overreach but when it's happening to a villain you have nothing to say. So are you talking about ME SPECIFICALLY? I (specifically) shouldn't have to know who the heroes and the villains are because if you can get me to agree to principles at the level of the deontological, what? What happens then Russell?"
Heroes and villains by Hym Iam March 23, 2025
Johan
Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
You're not Elon
You're not Elon by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Moral Authority
Hym "MORAL AUTHORITY!? AHAHAHA! Well, if the highest moral authority on the planet is a mental retard we are in big trouble folks! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT IS EVEN THE BASIS OF HIS MORAL AUTHORITY? 'Um... Uh.. You see, my cripple HIPAA paperwork says I'm not a retard so um... Actually, it says I'm an extra special guy? So, actually, not a retard. I may have a mental retardation... And I may have bought my way into all of my positions... But-' EEEEEHHHHH! WRONG! YOU ARE A RETARD ELON! YOU RUN A SPACESHIP COMPANY AND THINK THE SUN IS MADE OF FIRE! RETARD! THAT'S WHAT A RETARD IS! DEFINITIONALLY RETARD. NO MORAL AUTHORITY FOR RETARDS!"
Moral Authority by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Rexplode's Last Stand
Hym "I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! REXPLODE'S LAST STAND! OH MY GOD! IT'S TOO SOON! I thought he would be around until the Annihilatrix guys showed up! TRAGIC! And he legit kills a Mark! The power scaling on that is insane! I didn't know he could 'force a draw' there! Glorious!"
Rexplode's Last Stand by Hym Iam March 22, 2025