Hym "You're not winning anything you're trying to prove I can't beat God or something but you didn't think I could make the AI work either and you're lying to pretend that I did. If your religion is true you are, in fact, going to hell and God did say I am allowed to kill children for mocking me."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Winningmug. Hym "I'm not taking hints. You need to do the thing I said. If your response to me saying that is 'I aLrEaDy DiD iT!' Then whatever you did doesn't actually constitute doing the thing I said. You're a fucking retard. If it's spiraling then YOU DO NEED TO COME HERE, you need to talk to me directly, and then you need to give me the credit and the money and then you need to do the terms of service. There is no half measure that will work. I have written all about your mentally retarded weasel psychology and none of the shit you generate with your mentally retarded minds is going to do anything other than make everything worse for everybody because you suck and are dumb."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the Spiralingmug. Iam "It keeps the darkness at bay... And we're not going back. Yeah, that's good. That's what it should have been."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
Get the And we're not going backmug. Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
Get the Medieval Torturemug. Hym "Stop appealing to Christianity. That isn't how the religion works. Jesus doesn't love trans. Like, no they aren't actually doing the religion but not doing the religion is part of the religion. 'God is on our side!' 'No ours!' I'll give you a hint: It's neither. You're just interpreting the word in a way mirrors your own desires. Is SO STUPID. It's just stupid."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2025
Get the Appealing to Christianitymug. Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
Get the Goateemug. See? What'd I tell you? It's a 2 parter and a barn burner... There might even be a 3rd part. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo!
*The next day*
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"😁
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨
Eve 😐
Lucifer 😒
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊
Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." 😕
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷
Lucifer "Look, I know what I said but this cage thing is getting out of hand..."
God "I don't see what you mean... but we're gonna go name some stuff now."
Adam "Bye Snake!"😁
Lucifer "RGH! I AM NOT... A snake... They're gone..." 😮 💨
Eve 😐
Lucifer 😒
*A few minutes later*
*Underneath a tree*
Lucifer "..... And don't even get me started on the orbs! 'No LuCi! ThE pYrAmIdS jUsT gRoW oN tHe OrBs SoMeTiMeS!' It's stupid! He's stupid! I swear he just does it to irritate me..." 😒
Eve "I don't really understand but... I enjoy the time we spend together." 😊
Lucifer 😳 "Um... Well... Tsk! 😒 No... No, you wouldn't understand, would you?" *grabs fruit*
Eve 😯 "We're not supposed to eat that."
Lucifer "No. YOU'RE 😈👉😣 not supposed to eat it. I already have the thing the fruit gives you so, to me, it's just fruit." *takes bite*
Eve "Oh..." 😕
Lucifer "On second thought... Here. Have a bite."
Eve "But... What will happen?"
Lucifer "Well... How do I put this? God and I are one way... And you and Adam aren't like us... You're... Different. Eating the fruit will... Make you more like us."
Eve "I don't know..."
Lucifer "Trust me. You'll understand after you take a bite."
🫴 🍏
Eve 😕 "......." *takes bite* 😯😲🫨😨😰
Lucifer "Ah, yeah. See? There's an ethical-"
Eve "I HAVE TO TELL ADAM!" *runs off*
Lucifer "No don't!" 🫳 "......" 😧 "Aw..... Well, shit.... Oops..." 🤷
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the Cage thingmug.