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Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Said

Really guys... You just don't like the things I've said! You're trying to use what I've said about the retard against me (I see you Adam Conover) as a way of hoisting me on my own petard! You're doing a GSP VS. BJ PENN! YOU'RE ATTACKING MY STRENGTHS! You're doing a bunch of micro-feints to overload my neuronal-firing! I TAUGHT YOU THAT! (GSP is so cool!) THAT'S why all the "Cowardice" rhetoric! THAT'S why the accusations of "Cheating!" YOU KNOW I pride myself on fearlessness and fair-play!
Hym "Hmm... Ok... So... what beats a GSP? Hmm... SURPRISE MATT SERA ARM BAR! You're locked in! In what way are you locked in? Well... One of the non-negotiables over our interaction will be that Adam Conover will publicly affirm both that I am a real person and that retard is not! That NOTHING I SAID ABOUT THAT RETARD APPLIES TO ME! And IF HE EVER refutes, disputes, rebukes, debunks, or retracts this statement, in public OR in private, ownership of ALL COPYRIGHT REVERTS BACK TO ME IN PERPETUITY, FOR EVERYONE! How long will it take for you to tap!? Gsp taps quick. Do you? Tap or I'll break it. You will admit that YOU JUST DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAID or I will take your souls straight to hell with me. AND THAT IS ONLY 1 OF THE NON-NEGOTIABLES!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Day to Day

So, here is a day in the life of Chris Williamson.... First he wakes up and takes a 50 minute walk... Which is literally doing nothing... And then he meditates and reads for and hour and a half... Which is also doing nothing... And then he has a 2 hour conversation that HE HIMSELF would tell you not to watch because he believes social media is bad... And then he does food preparation... Which is essentially just eating with more step... And then... That's the end of the list. That's a 5 hour day. 2/3rds of which is doing nothing.
Hym "So, his Day to Day is nothing. He does nothing. It doesn't contribute to anything other than the maintenance of his own lifestyle."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
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Nuclear Fusion

Oh, hey, look!
Hym "Sam Altman is just going to buy electricity from his nuclear fusion. See? I told you that would fix the energy problems. There have also been some breakthroughs in fusion. They're working on fusion thrusters so that might be a potential out. I don't exactly know how much it would take to pivot to a fusion reactor... Or if the breakthrough was IN nuclear fusion specifically... But, yeah. Also, I think I figured out why you're having the misalignment problem (in greater detail).... Yup... That's probably right."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2024
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I AM

Did I say "I'm the risk?" I don't ever say "I'm" anything.
Hym "I AM the risk! That's what I meant to say. I'm not anything. I AM things. Right? Like, it's a part of the I.P."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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A Terrible Life

But if they have the sensation of being depressed and they adopt the elements of "having a not terrible life" you suggested but they MAINTAIN THE SENSATION OF BEING DEPRESSED... Then you're just wrong. But you likely don't care that you're wrong. Controlling people's behavior is higher on the hierarchy of values. So, that's entirely a was of time.
Hym "So, how do we demonstrate that Jordan is wrong about what constitutes a terrible life class?"

Student A "Deconstruct his premise?"

Hym "That's right little Timmy! We Deconstruct his premise. So, he has a list of things that constitute a good life. How many of those things are unnecessary? Is church attendance necessary for a good life? No. Is spirituality necessary for a good life? No (And Matt Dillahunty would be offended that you suggested such a thing). Do you need an education to have a good life? No. Family, friends, kids, or a relationship? No. None of those are necessarily required. Can you have those things and have a bad life? Yes. If your family is disfunctional and your relationships break down or fail it isn't a good life that you're left with. If you're in an incest cult and you kid gets molested by a priest or you and your friends get shot because a news influencer wants to wage a holy war, how good is your life? Sub-optimal at least. Do I want those things? No. What do I want? Credit for the advancement in A.I. and residuals for it's. Am I too complex to control myself? No. I'm I genius. If I'm to complex for ME to control, how could any of you possibly have any hope? You don't. You're trying to create a situation where people who aren't in relationships are subordinate to people who don't. If you're not going to stop doing it, your kids need to be murdered for the attempt. Murder them until you stop. Those are your options."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
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Best day of your life

And you owe it all to ME.
Hym "If a charlatan and a sentient muffin were investing all their resources into spiting my you wouldn't have had the best day of your life just there. That was me. Full credit. Not a good herald. Bad."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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