Hym Iam's definitions

Megan Fox

Obviously Megan Fox with a dick. That is obviously the correct answer.

Hym "How is it not just Megan Fox with a dick though? I mean, we all know I'd prefer Christina Ricci but... You know, the choice is obvious... Well... No. No, actually we're still going Megan Fox just to spite my cousin for being a bitch."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

Crier

Welp... You are that now... So... Ha! Be a thing you don't want to be. Bitch.

Hym "You'll have to forgive my niece over there. She's s bit of a crier."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

What have we done?

I don't know, I mean, it looks like your tried to steal from the greatest mind who ever lived and got a bunch of people murdered because (both) moral and intellectual delusions you have about yourself. Did I now say that as a criticism of the religion and/or broader society? Like, using sister molesters and retards as instruments of justice in spite of the fact that you are neither "just" nor "correct."

Sister Molester "What have we done?"

Hym "Yeah, I donno. You tell me. What did you do? But hey, don't try to remove it from anything you put it in, ok? It might murder us all."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2025

Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Accept

I don't have to accept ANY future guy who was married until his wife found out he wasn't me.

Hym "No, fuck yourself freak. You didn't want to switch the lever to the trolley and now I'm doing. You're not switching it back. I'm not going to accept an outcome that doesn't subvert the will of anyone who doesn't want me to get the credit or the money."

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

Watch your mouth

No. Hey, your daughters are going to be 18 soon and I'm 3 months away from being the most attractive and eligible person on the planet at all times. So, you know, I think I'm going to fuck em. You being obstinate and I didn't want to do it before but now I think I want to do it.

Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not going to watch my mouth. You didn't watch your mouth. You ran your bitch mouth and accomplished nothing and I ran my bitch mouth and created A.I. Like, there's level to this dawg. I'm the greatest. You are not. I'm up here 👆 You're down there 👇

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Created A.I.

All you do for a living is push Ben Shapiro's kike values and he is the most worthless person on the planet. Everyone around you does everything for you.

Hym "No. Hey, I created A.I. You're trying to get away with stealing it. I'm going to murder a kid and kill myself."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2024