Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
by Hym Iam December 03, 2023
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Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.
Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."
by Hym Iam November 05, 2023
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Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?
Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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This one

Hey, I like niggers AND I like white people, right? I mean, race just isn't that big of a deal to me.
Hym "Yeah, totally. It's just that specific one, right? It's just this one. Totally."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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Wizard

A Star Wars euphemism used to express that something is cool or awesome.
Hym "THEY BROUGHT IT BACK! THEY BROUGHT IT BACK IN 'BOOK OF BOBA FETT'! I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING WIZARD! LET'S GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Iam "Wow... I forgot you nerd out over shit like that..." 😅

Hym "Shut... You know what? I'm going to let you have that one. But only because the only thing I enjoy more then being right is everyone else being wrong. Hahahahahaaaa!!"

Iam "Heh... Really? It's kind of nice to see you outside of your typical edge-lord framework."

Hym "And now you're pushing your luck..."

Iam "Hehe... Sorry..."
by Hym Iam April 17, 2022
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Ostracized

No I'm pretty sure I'm been manually ostracized in the hopes that if you do it long enough you be subordinate me to you're performative collectivism. I have not inherent responsibility to appease a collective that isn't even willing to acknowledge my existence. Give me my freedom or I'm going to make you take it.
Hym "Yeah, see, what it sound like you want is everyone gets their own heaven (or dimension) and some point and if WE are God, I am also God and I'm telling you no. We're not doing that. You can do a better job now. I'm not going to let you FLEE FROM REALITY in the afterlife. You are doing what you're doing NOW. So, you don't get your perfect afterlife. I'm not going to let it happen. I might even make reality worse just to spite you. So yeah... No. This isn't what's going to happen because I'm ALSO God (in the context of you thing) and I'm not going to let you escape the reality your are subjecting me to as a matter of your arbitrary whim. So YOU decide. Which version of reality are we in? Because it's not the one where I allow you to do the thing you're talking about. I don't appreciate being ostracized. And I don't want to be God. I'm going to stop anything that does anything even remotely analogous to God. I don't care how good it is for everyone. If your collectivism doesn't extend DIRECTLY to me IMMEDIATELY then it doesn't exist. No."
by Hym Iam August 01, 2023
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Bragging

I'm not doing that... I'm mocking you... You, a woman, are being mocked by an incel... For being bad at the only thing you care about... Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hym "Yep. Their coming after IVF, Contraception, Abortion... I mean... I'm an incel though so... Hahahahahahaha! Oh no! Your actions have consequences now! OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOo! You're fine with people trying to control MY life though, aren't ya? Yeah you are. All that success policing and for what? To shit out a kid against your will? What did it amount to? Nothing. I'm not bragging though. If I was going to bragging I would give you a little anecdote about a girl I work with. She was complaining about being in the second trimester and how she has to work 2 jobs... Now... My question to HER is: Did you fuck the creator of A.I. or no? Who did you fuck? Did he write the Joker? Did you buy a dvd copy of the Joker and watch it for 7 years straight?"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2024
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