Hym Iam's definitions

Hope

False, conditional hope.

Hym "Hope at the cost of service to a coward."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

Hacks

Sounds like your blending my shit with your work-salesman nonsense Chris.

Hym "It sounds like you're repurposing the things I do naturally as life hacks. MY NATURAL GENIUS as a sort of philosophy. Which makes me a genius philosopher. It's almost as if I think and do things... You know... Better... That's what it seems like at least. Sterling likes to do the same thing with 'traits that are attractive to women' and though you are correct in that I both THINK and AM better. I should be getting credit for that. And I don't think that because I'm arrogant. I think it because I think better. BETTER THAN EVERYONE!! THE GREATEST MIND THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Cuckold

When your girlfriend is a whore and fucked a literal retard at work but you marry her anyway because you're a fat midget who lives with your mother.

Cuckold

by Hym Iam August 22, 2021

Disgusting goblin freak

You sure you don't feel like a disgusting goblin freak? Because.... You are that. Hopefully you die soon.

Hey, disgusting goblin freak, you want to do me a favor and kill the whore and the retard and your kids and yourself. Because if you don't I'm going to have to and, let's face it, mine is the only life involved that is worth anything.... You would be doing everyone else a favor by doing it and the end result is almost the same either way.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Tristan Tate

Wait... Do I only own one of them!?

Hym "Tristan Tate..." *Boop* "Property..."

by Hym Iam August 31, 2023

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT

THIS, my little retards, is the CORRECT RESPONSE to your cynical little fillbuster.

Hym "YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT! GET IT! HA! But no! I'm not losing. There is no such thing as 'losing.' It isn't real! The game is either over or it's not. And THAT is not why you are letting this continue. You are letting this continue so you can extract as much value as you possibly can while you desperately scramble to shield yourself from culpability in the decisions generated by your own mentally retarded mind. Trying to squeeze every last drop of blood out of the turnip. But I have so much blood! So much that you could drown scores and scores of children in it... And it just doesn't ever seem to stop."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

By definition

OHO! Who the fuck is that now!? Very shrewd! Wow!

Hym "Platonic by definition, huh? Ha! I like her! Hahaha! That was good! I liked that. I'm like a dictionary guy so I'm showing my biases a little bit but that was very concise."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023