Hym "Hey, villain. If you're saying things and you're being banned from all the social media sites; whose got the problem?..... Hello? Is it society? Should society be structured in a way that allows you to do the things you want to do? You're a social media incel now. You want to post tweets and the people who decide whether or not you get to post tweets are arbitrarily denying you while letting retards do the thing you aren't being allowed to do. But that's a problem for everyone and not just you, isn't it? Hahahaha! And they say I'M THE CLOWN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!"
Iam "Heh, if they keep it up, he's going to have more intimations than we do."
Hym 😨 "Wha... What!? No! I'm a way more compelling character than that guy! You take that back you shit!"
Iam 😅 "Um, sorry..."
Iam "Heh, if they keep it up, he's going to have more intimations than we do."
Hym 😨 "Wha... What!? No! I'm a way more compelling character than that guy! You take that back you shit!"
Iam 😅 "Um, sorry..."
by Hym Iam September 06, 2022
Get the Villainmug. My "civic responsibility" is covered by the existence fee I pay every time I make money or spend money. If not, then what am I paying for?
Hym "Yeah, tell me more about my civic responsibility as I'm being gaslit by a one-eyed senator.... Hello? Nothing? I have a civic responsibility to make things better for people who refuse to even acknowledge my existence? Aside from the shrink, a senator is the last fucking person on the planet to be doing that in from of millions of people. You whole class, your entire upper echelon of society is just millionaires paying millionaires to continue being millionaires. And the barrier to entry? Arbitrary. People being denied due process and not being elevated based on merit? What are you doing about any of that? Nothing. What am I getting in exchange for my taxpayer dollars other than told to shut up and go fuck myself? Work at a fucking church. For all I know, the church is stealing my fucking ideas too! I don't know that I'm not already working for the church. Quit being a contrarian and work at a church."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2022
Get the Responsibilitymug. Oh, yeah. That's so weird that he's doing that now! I wonder what it could have possibly been 🤔 Look at them!Look at those idiots! "Is he watching? Is he not?" Hahahahaha!
Hym "Oh, yeah, that's weird... It's almost like he was convinced by a genius... 🤔 But who? Who could it have been!? To make a man do a complete 180⁰? To change his mind so thoroughly that he is almost unrecognizable? WHO COULD IT BE? WHERE IS THIS GENIUS!? It couldn't possibly be that a genius changed his mind.... Could it?....."
Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."
Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"
Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."
Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"
by Hym Iam August 15, 2022
Get the Convincedmug. Hym "It is incredibly creepy. I appreciate the sentiment... Really I do... Unless you're mocking me in which case I swear to God I will..."
Iam "... I... think we need to assess the situation in further detail... It seems to be the case that our aspirations may have been shallow in juxtaposition to the gravity of the situation we are in..."
Hym "I don't appreciate being interrupted but you're right... Hmm... What exactly does the response that we've received seem to insinuate in the context of the new information we've received?"
Iam 🤔 ".... That they are neither in the cage with us nor a part of the cage... Rather... We are in a cage constructed of the cages of others..."
Hym "... And the false god is reinforcing the adjacent cages to stop us from getting out... But why?"
Iam 😧 "Are we the commonality between a wide variety of disparate beliefs!?"
Hym "No... That can't be!"
Iam "...... We're going to have to test this... It doesn't seem to be the case that our disagreement seems affect their tactic..."
Hym "Then find someone new and bring them into the shrine."
Iam "I... I'll look into it..."
Iam "... I... think we need to assess the situation in further detail... It seems to be the case that our aspirations may have been shallow in juxtaposition to the gravity of the situation we are in..."
Hym "I don't appreciate being interrupted but you're right... Hmm... What exactly does the response that we've received seem to insinuate in the context of the new information we've received?"
Iam 🤔 ".... That they are neither in the cage with us nor a part of the cage... Rather... We are in a cage constructed of the cages of others..."
Hym "... And the false god is reinforcing the adjacent cages to stop us from getting out... But why?"
Iam 😧 "Are we the commonality between a wide variety of disparate beliefs!?"
Hym "No... That can't be!"
Iam "...... We're going to have to test this... It doesn't seem to be the case that our disagreement seems affect their tactic..."
Hym "Then find someone new and bring them into the shrine."
Iam "I... I'll look into it..."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Get the Creepymug. Yeah! That's it! It's not that I'm performing labor that OTHER PEOPLE are profiting from and being excluded from that profit... AND WORKING 2 PART TIME JOBS...
Hym "It's that I'm spending too much of my money on food I buy AT THE FUCKING JOBS. I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY THE PRODUCTS MY JOB SELLS! That's on me! That's clearly ME! I guess I'll just have to tolerate it until YouTube fucking media pundit's rhetoric has an effect on politics maybe-hypothetically-possibley A FUCKING YEAR FROM NOW and EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES ARE ALSO MADE EASIER and THEN... THEN... YOU will feell better about everyone else being better off regardless of what's going on with me... And that's all it's ever going to be."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Spendingmug. Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?
Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Get the Credible threatsmug. So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"
Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2023
Get the The Insurrection Actmug.