Hym Iam's definitions

Her

Oh hey! I know her! She's like a little me! Except not as good...

Hym "The retard? Beyond contempt. Beyond reproach. Beyond scrutiny. Let it do whatever it wants because it doesn't matter. Me? Not the case. Prevent me from doing what I want because what I do matters. I'm not a fucking cripple. I should be held to behavioral standards that he is not. Her? Doesn't need to follow the rules. Some people need to be above the rules. And those people should be whore who fuck retards.

by Hym Iam December 27, 2022

Why?

Oh, shit, I don't know, Eric it's not like I'm in a fucking twilight zone and live every day both in pain and like I have a golf ball in my cheek and skull or anything.

Hym "Why? I say it because it's the truth."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Guilty

Guilty? I mean... Maybe if you deny women agency over there own mind and decisions.

Hym "Guilty? But wait... Ah! You think it too! That, women are dumb whores who are easily tricked or manipulated into doing things they shouldn't! See!? You'd HAVE TO to think he's guilty. He tells a story about defrauding a man out of $10,000 under the guise of getting to meet this woman in person... But that isn't a woman defrauding a man of her own volition...HE BrAiNwAsHeD HER! THAT'S THE STORY! THAT'S HIS CRIME! HE BrAiNwAsHeD WOMEN INTO DOING ONLY-FANS BEFORE IT WAS A THING! THAT'S WHAT HE'S GUILTY OF... But that's not ALL women. The True Scottsman wouldn't get BrAiNwAsHeD... Just the feeble-minded wittle gurls! His relationship with those women is reflective of the relationship between men and women at a broader level (and not an interpersonal one. I don't want to hear any of your 'buh muh wife not sloot!' Yes. Your wife sloot.). You see it? How men they don't want to fuck are footing the bill for both of them to live a life of luxury? See it? Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

Metaphorical

Me. I'm mad metaphorical my dudes... And dudettes... I don't know what my fan base is like. Gotta be some dudettes in there. I donno. Gotta do a case study or something.

Hym "Ha! That's hilarious! You did see it. Iam had a fucking MELTDOWN!"

Iam "........."

Hym "Don't glare at me like that! You know it's funny! Big-time meltdown too. Like, 'ordered online from a Denny's' level meltdown."

Iam "I was upset..."

Hym "Hahaha! See!? He wants to lie so bad! Look at his face! HAHAHAHAA! And I'm not even being metaphorical."

Iam "I don't think you're using that word properly..."

Hym "Nah I'm doing it right."

Iam "Can we just go to bed? I'm not trying to be up until 7am again."

Hym "Yeah, yeah..."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2022

Difficult to keep up with

Nope you're just dumb.

Hym "Nah, it's not difficult to keep up with for me. I can actually take either side on any of the issues."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

Wasting

Oh no. I'm not.

Hym "The only thing I'M wasting is like half of the soda I buy. YOU (on the otherhand) are withholding information that would remediate a problem I refuse to let go unsolved. I going to kill your kids for this you piece shit. I am not going to accept failure."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

To

You did not do this FOR anyone but you're self.

Hym "You didn't do it FOR them. You did it TO me because you wanted YOUR life to be better and MINE to be worse. And that WOULD NOT EVER BE THE CASE without you stealing from me. You're not saving anyone. If you wanted to save anyone you would be here doing that. And you're not doing it. You didn't just want to be equal. You didn't do it for women. You wanted me to be better and for you to get the things I should get instead. Do not try to protect him. I will not tolerate it. Do not do for the imposter what he himself was not willing to do for you."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2025