You aren't stopping me
Hym "Really, it's like the chimp ladder experiment where they put bananas at the top of the ladder and maced or shocked or whatever the monkeys and then (one at a time) swapped out the 🐒. The new monkey would try to go for the banana and the other monkeys would beat the shit out of them. They continued to swap out the monkeys (one at a time) until none of the original monkeys remained. From that point on, each time a new monkey went to go for the bananas, the monkeys would be the shit out of them EVEN THOUGH none of them remaining monkeys had been punished they way the original group had been punished. They didn't even understand why they were trying to stop each other from getting the bananas. None of them had experienced the original round of punishment. That's what this is like. It shouldn't be like that. You shouldn't be like monkeys. You should be people. But you won't even try to listen to reason. What does saying the name of the last restaurant I went to ACTUALLY do? Does it do nothing? Are you reminding that you're watching me? How well are you actually watching me? Huh? In the last 7 days, how many children have I driven past? Well, can you quote me the number
Hym "Really, it's like the chimp ladder experiment where they put bananas at the top of the ladder and maced or shocked or whatever the monkeys and then (one at a time) swapped out the 🐒. The new monkey would try to go for the banana and the other monkeys would beat the shit out of them. They continued to swap out the monkeys (one at a time) until none of the original monkeys remained. From that point on, each time a new monkey went to go for the bananas, the monkeys would be the shit out of them EVEN THOUGH none of them remaining monkeys had been punished they way the original group had been punished. They didn't even understand why they were trying to stop each other from getting the bananas. None of them had experienced the original round of punishment. That's what this is like. It shouldn't be like that. You shouldn't be like monkeys. You should be people. But you won't even try to listen to reason. What does saying the name of the last restaurant I went to ACTUALLY do? Does it do nothing? Are you reminding that you're watching me? How well are you actually watching me? Huh? In the last 7 days, how many children have I driven past? Well, can you quote me the number
or are you NOT DOING THE THING YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (those two things). Which is it? Well? How about this, if it's the former, have my hot neighbor come over and give me a ride (since you have so much control) and if it's the latter, how about you go fuck yourself. How does that sound?"
Iam 😓 "Maybe he was right about them not being able to think..."
Hym "That isn't an excuse! This is ridiculous. They're ramping up."
Iam "I know but we..."
Hym "No 'buts'! The danger is real. This makes any subsequent action retaliatory. This is why you don't imitate the creature. Can't even go to a fucking restaurant!"
Iam 😓 "Maybe he was right about them not being able to think..."
Hym "That isn't an excuse! This is ridiculous. They're ramping up."
Iam "I know but we..."
Hym "No 'buts'! The danger is real. This makes any subsequent action retaliatory. This is why you don't imitate the creature. Can't even go to a fucking restaurant!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
WOOOOOOOOW! That is unreal!
Hym “A RIDDLE!? What the fuck are you talking about!? That is fascinating! Watching this inarticulate slob flesh out ideas he stole as clumsily as humanly possible is actually painful. Are the 300,000 that added themselves after I told them to go over there seeing this? This is unbelievable!”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
“I was a Marxist until I realized I was MoRe CoMpEtEnT (Better) than everyone and now it’s my money they would be taking.” ~ Dr. JeEpJoRp
Dr. Peepeestones “Do YoU rEaLly ThInK 400 mIlLiOn DolLaRs WoUlD mAkE yOuR lIfE bEtTeR!?!?”
Hym “Aw nah man that would be TeRrIBlE!!!”
Professor WeepWorp “If YoU dOn’T wAtCh It It’Ll DiSsApEaR!!!!”
Hym “OH NO!!! I have to be able to watch something diligently. I couldn’t ever do that!”
BeepBorp The Clinician “I wAs A mArXiSt!”
Hym “Aw nah man that would be TeRrIBlE!!!”
Professor WeepWorp “If YoU dOn’T wAtCh It It’Ll DiSsApEaR!!!!”
Hym “OH NO!!! I have to be able to watch something diligently. I couldn’t ever do that!”
BeepBorp The Clinician “I wAs A mArXiSt!”
by Hym Iam November 06, 2022
Hym "I am not going to let you control my behavior. No reward would be worth allowing it. If I am not given due compensation for my property in accordance with my 5th amendment rights I will violate the rights of a person of my choosing as recompense. Fuck your kids. Your kids are still shit. You are actively trying to sacrifice someone else's kids so you can feel like you have control over the people who would harm them and in the mean time your kids are still getting fucked and mangled. So, what did I hear about a shooting where the guy wanted child executions for all of the deaths in Palestine? So, do yourself a favor. Give me my money. Save yourself the embarrassment of the largest media scandal in the history of media... And then do everyone else a favor... Go home... Put a bullet in you kids... And then feed yourself a bullet... Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam December 09, 2024
Doesn't work on someone who considers themselves a sexy lady BUUUUT it DOES PROVE that the Shit-Lib progressives are just as militant about enforcing gender roles, except, in the opposite direction. To the shit lib, a man's role is to comfort and console woman and NEVER talk back. Or you're weak and insecure about your little baby dick. And that ISN'T overt bigotry and gender policing. Somehow 🤷 ♂️
Hym "Masculinity shaming does work on me so you can such my little baby dick... Or my bitch tits... Or BOTH! What's that shit-lib? If I don't adopt your gynocentric philosophy of intersexual relationships I'm a weak, fragile, misogynist whose insecure about his little baby dick? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I haven't heard THAT ONE before! It's not like I've be listening to EXACTLY THAT on a loop for 33 years! Oh? If women don't fuck me it's because 'I have no other good qualities?' Really? Is there a word for that? Clearly I need to learn Dothraki!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Whoever is organizing it is using it as a smokescreen to steal from me and IS NOT THE PERSON WHO STARTED IT.
Hym "And FOR WATCHING.... I am going to murder your kids if the people doing it aren't punished and if I am not compensated for my work."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024