Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "No... It's control... It's control. You're not doing it very well. Hey, I didn't say it had a giant phallus when it was chasing you around... Did I? Well then.... How did you know if I didn't say it? It's like someone saw it and told you about it...
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the Controlmug. Hym "So, no? No hot, long legged neighbor booty or...? Because the other day you were reveling in the fact that you supposedly got me to react to you so... In all your immense, god-like power over my life, why are you not able to stop me from doing anything or send me some ass? Because she was already over here trying to get some weiner a while back and I was kind of tired so it didn't take her up on it... But, since you are all the creature, why can you not do the thing I'm telling you to do? Seems like something the creature would be able to do."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2022
Get the Neighbormug. Hym "No. Fuck you. My proximity to a terrorist reduces the value of my life to 0. It's not terrorism. I'm not a terrorist. ACCORDING TO URBAN DICTIONARY I'm 'Some random fucking schizo.' Right? Where did that 70 million dollars come from? I'll give you a hint: His brain is filled to the brim with fluids right now."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the Terrorismmug. It’s likely a political necessity that will never happen. Because is the person I vote for doesn’t win then I’m not being represented.
Iam “What do I mean by Electoral Dyad? Well, before every election, there are precursory elections between members of the same political party. In the Electoral Dyad, the winner of this election would be the representative. And now, I know what you’re thinking. ‘But Iam, if we did that, there would be two winners in every election cycle.’ Exactly. Electoral Dyad. There would be no ancillary election. Both parties would have a candidate who won. They would govern together. You could say that they wouldn’t get anything done BUT the shouldn’t be doing anything in the first place. Blam! Politics solved. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than capitalism. Wooo! *imitates cheering* 🤭 haaaaaaa!! 🤭 haaaaaa! Hurray Iam! He’s the greatest! Haaaaaaaa! 🥳”
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
Hym “What are you doing?” 😒
Iam 😳 “Nothing!”
Hym “Okay....” 😒
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
Get the Electoral Dyadmug. Hym "We are not taught that. You are still trying to internalize external problems. I do not feel shame. Some people want me to feel shame and are actively shaming me. The harassment and surveillance is occurring and is being used to make easier the theft of my property. That isn't me being an external problem solver. This is 'all roads leading to Rome for the therapeutic system of control?' Are you being stalked and harassed in a manor that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Then, SOMEHOW, the solution is 'giving a therapist control of how I interpret information and DOING NOTHING about that... And instead of doing what they did about sexual harassment and SUING THE PLACES ALLOWING IT AND FIRING THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT... I just need to let this lying retarded piece of shit tell me how to delude myself about what's happening. We need to murder these fucking therapists (in a video game). Murder them (in a video game) until they do it right. They do not need to live."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2025
Get the External Problem Solvermug. Nah. They're cool. You're one of the last remnants that hasn't been bullied off the site by Lame Guy.
by Hym Iam October 21, 2020
Get the Nahmug. Hym "Yeah, I'm Satanist adjacent though... But wow! That was not a very self-aware rant. I mean... Did you see that kid catch you espousing Satanist rhetoric? It was a good video. I still don't know how the name thing is supposed to work but he know who he is... And he GOT your ass, son! Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
Get the Satanistmug.