Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam January 31, 2025
Get the Yamanaka Factorsmug. It's like a conceptual hat. Or goggles. There are actually a lot of ethic salesman on the internet. It's one of my favorite sources of entertainment. They sell (to me) what I SHOULD be doing as opposed to what I am currently doing.
Hym "If I cannot violate all of the tenets of your ethic and succeed to spite you; your civilization is neither free nor is it meritocratic."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2022
Get the Ethicmug. You aren't enforcing the rules equally and if you don't want someone's kid to pay the price for your doing that you need to give me the credit I deserve and pay me.
Hym "The rules? Which rules? The boundaries policy at REM Wisconsin that state Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow cannot fuck the mentally disabled clients house at the group home on Danbar street in Green Bay Wisconsin? Or the Rem Wisconsin abuse and neglect policy that states I have to report any retard sex if I suspect that the clients are getting molested? Because I got fired from Rem Wisconsin for doing that! Except not soon enough. OK. I'll follow the rules. I have I reasonable suspicion the Kendra McKeefry and Melissa Dilsner Barlow and Marina Derfus molested one of the mentally disabled clients at the Rem Wisconsin group home on Danbar Street in Green Bay Wisconsin. The clients name was Noah Kroll. He was charged with a sex crime related to a minor but was ruled legally incompetent due to the fact that he is an Assburger. There. I'm reporting them."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
Get the The rulesmug. Hym "WRONG! Wrong idiot. You can't JUST control the narrative. You would need to control the narrative AND all propositional counter-narratives. And then you would need a unifying principle. Like some kind of mutual sadomasochistic ethic to tie the whole thing together. Like a binary religious system where one part believes that being the one who makes the rules isn't arbitrary and that they alone deserve it as a sort of birthright and the other would have to believe that suffering is sacrosanct and that endless toil performed unthinkingly is virtuous and that trying to get away with not working hard is sinful. That's how you control the world. Then you can just say words that don't mean anything all day while doing whatever you want in private because you're a god and the law of non-contradiction is something you can exempt yourself from. No one will be able to question you (without paying you) because the system will be predicated on ETHOS. Which means you can always reserve the right to arbitrarily discredit anyone you want and then no one will have have to listen to their LOGOS.... Parish the thought... Good thing that will never happen...."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
Get the The Narrativemug. Show of hands: Does anyone what to sacrifice a child for their 'feminism woo!' moment? No? Because the would be stupid right? OK.
Hym "So no, not that. They are both stealing my idea. I'm not stealing from you. You are stealing from me. You tried to beat me at my own game and then the AI worked and you lost and now you are helping them steal it from me so at least someone can say the beat me and THAT is why you chose Noah. So now you've created a perpendicular game where you try to prevent me from escaping the weaponized schizophrenia and getting made whole and you lose every time someone gets murdered over it and you'll lose again when I get my money or murder one of your kids."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
Get the No, not thatmug. Gym bros? Really? I don't know. Maybe the testosterone? 🤷 ♂️ I mean, maybe you're just being a filth slut for clout but if you're serious then I would GUESS... Probably the testosterone...
Hym "Well, and you know, I could be that Gym bros need to shower after they work out and, therefore, have cleaner balls... OR... If the impetus behind their lifestyle is the YouTube dating-advice/self-help freaks... A lot of them tell men to use bar-soap instead of a gel detergent. Umm... Sweat frequency? Like, they expel sweat more frequently and, therefore, the pores in their nut sack (assuming nut sacks have pores) are relatively less dirty... I mean, it's just skin... So it should just be skin-flavored... But yeah. There are some possible theories as to why Gym bros have tasty balls (apparently)... Yep."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
Get the Tasty Ballsmug. "They won't do anything they don't want to do." For example, they would rather die than say things they dont want to say. They would, perhaps, refuse to leave the door open when talking to their students in private so that no one would be able to say that they were piping the grad students (You know? As a form of INSULATION FROM SCANDAL). And they would DEFINITELY not EVER acknowledge someone they didn't want to acknowledge.
Hym "But would 'Disagreeable people' lie blatantly about being Disagreeable? Perhaps.... What would it take for them to lie? Well... Maybe, JUST maybe... "How they might be conceptualized" is higher up on their hierarchy of values than the actual truth. For example, if they engaged in some sort of religious enterprise and you asked them whether or not they believe in God.... They would prioritize how they would be conceptualized for answering over the actual answer. So they wouldn't answer. Why should they? They don't want to. And THEIR will is superordinate to all others and must be preserved at all cost."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
Get the Disagreeable peoplemug.