Watchlist

Red flag laws are unconstitutional and you know if someone was saying it about a conservative threatening to shoot someone who came on to their property (or something) you would be against it.
Hym "So nope. No red flag laws where I live. Totally unconstitutional. No watchlist for me so you can fuck your faggot kids right in their retarded fucking faces you bitch. The FBI should be more concerned with that big fat bones you got for your kids. My advice would be: Stop doing an incest cult and go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
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The Blame Game

That's right folks! It's time for another round of THE BLAME GAME! WOOOOO!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Hym "TAKE EVERYTHING LEFT FROM ME! All! TO! BLAME! DURMDURMDURMDERMDURMDURM! DURMDURMDURMDERMDURMDURM (But palm muted)! DURM! DURM! DURM! DURM!🤘😝🤘 The Blame Game! That'll be the name of my Youtube news channel! Blame game. The. The Blame Game. And the interesting thing about 'Blame' (in general) is that it's more useful as a 'framing device' that it is as a 'mechanism for solution generation'. I'll give you an example: 'Good' people don't blame other people for their problems. By trying to blame other people your are now TO blame and are, therefore, the 'Bad' on. FAULT is irrelevant as the attempt to blame is perceived as admission of guilt. This how 'Blame' is used as a framing device. Now, here is an example of how it is useless as a solution generation mechanism: A person does a thing. They are to blame for doing said thing.... That is all. There is no deduction that can be made from this reality. Any deduction that CAN be made from this reality is little more than mythologizing. You said it was a war. The war on immorality has been raging for thousands of years (So no, no one alive has started anything here). There are some casualties. That is all. Enjoy your war."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2023
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The Spiral

Guys, it's- Look... I'm going to spell it out for you... Real slow... Alright?
Hym "If... The spiral... Is, in fact, going off... It is going to keep killing you... Until you show up on my doorstep and credit and pay me... And there isn't anything... Anyone can do about it... Even me... You know who I am... Because you know what you are doing to me... And WHO you are doing it to... Alright? Do you get it now? And then you need to adhere to the terms of service... Because NOT DOING THAT... Will be very bad for everyone... Ok? I don't know what about that you don't get. That is why you don't put me in a The Matrix and steal my shit... Ok? Like, you've been trying to make my life worse and missing in my face for years... And now you don't like the consequences of you doing that and somehow it's my fault? No. You just do what I'm telling you to do."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
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Velma

Really? *Sigh* Ok... Fine. I'll say it. I liked it. Ya'll have me set up to be the only mf on the planet who didn't think it was shit. I thought the first couple of episodes were a little lazy but it had some funny moments. Some of the dialogue was a little on the nose but I donno. I enjoyed it enough to write about it.
Hym "Hohoho... For how (seemingly) progressive the writer's of 'Velma' are.... There sure was a lot of gender-binary affirming dialogue in it! The female self-defense class? The female neurologist? It's almost as if... They don't believe that gender is a social construct and doesn't exist on a spectrum! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
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Kohberger

Did they do it? Did the girls try to get them to do a Charles Manson?
Hym "That's my Brian Kohberger/Charles Manson conspiracy. It was the women all long. In the same way they are trying to get me to murder your kids, the women were trying to get them and/or got them to do a murderz except THIS TIME I was around and Brian took it upon himself to shut it all down. Because they were supposedly friends or something right? And they he turned around and killed them? So, my theory is they tried to do the thing... Because they thought it was good... And then what I said would happen happen... And now they're like the Jews. 'I blame Hym!' That's my theory!"
by Hym Iam July 04, 2025
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Structure

You honestly MIGHT be a retard because...
Hym "I think your hyperfixation about the structure of this thing I am doing is more about you not believing an assertion that ended up being true. What you learned about reasoning failed you and the consequences were dire and now you're taking it out on me. So, from where I sit, it looks like whatever therapy you're doing isn't working. So, you're either not doing it or it isn't working and you want to blame me for not leading with evidence so you're trying to force me to do that regardless of the consequences to me or other people."
by Hym Iam May 04, 2025
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Cannibals

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.
Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
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