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Sending message to some asshole who probably doesn't like you.
Hym "Oh yeah... I remember that cooking text thing. It wasn't very good. I mean, in terms of depth. Wasn't very deep or compelling. And I didn't think it was analogous or comparable to the Bible series in the way that you thought it was. This isn't a very deep criticism... Just sayin'...."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2022
mugGet the Textmug.

False Dichotomy

It isn't a choice between trying to prove that people can overcome obstacles and blaming or complaining. That's some solipsistic bullshit you made up to absolve your self from guilt because you are probably directly responsible for something that resulted in a negative outcome. "It'S nOt Me! It'S sTrUcTuRe oF rEaLiTy!" So, you make up this imaginary rule that doesn't actually exist as a form of cosmic scapegoat. My contributions are being diminished or omitted entirely. If you're doing it to me than you're doing it to other people. It fully justifies raping and murdering your kids. You can kill all of the rapists and pedophiles you want, it isn't going to un-rape or unkill those kids. And then you can give THAT SPEECH... To THAT molested person. And it will do just as much as for them as it does to explain how reality works. NOTHING. Imaginary bullshit to preserve your solipsistic sphere. And it won't matter how successful they are. Look at the guy from Lincoln Park. Look at Kurt Cobain. It doesn't matter how successful people are. You are either ameliorating suffering or you are exacerbating suffering. You don't get to pick and choose... Because I can always just defer mine to someone else.
That's ACTUALLY all sucess IS! Deferring suffering! THAT ALL IT IS! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! It isn't 'JeAlOuSy' they aren't mad that you're just so cool and special too much better than everyone. You're using other people to elevate yourself. Taking full credit. And then defering all of your suffering of onto the rest of the world. Because the system isn't designed for everyone to succeed. It's designed for you to be the special better than everyone guy. And everyone else to be fine.

Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷
by Hym Iam January 2, 2024
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Model minority

Yeah that's something I saw some indian guy touch on that claim that it was bullshit. The immigrants already have some measure of success and are brought over here for that reason.
Hym "That sounds like a model minority thing and now evidence that what you're saying is correct."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
mugGet the Model minoritymug.

Pre-baby eradicatio

No corpses don't have more rights than people you idiot. Women can still decide whether or not to donate their organs and corpses can't get abortions. Their rights are identical.
Hym "REGARDLESS of what you call it or whether or not you consider it to be 'alive' you are still 'disposing of your offspring.' It's PRE-BABY ERADICATION. I thought eradicating things was bad."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2023
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Rescind order and get back to work

No. You used my idea to create that AI you need to pay for that and they are doing the thing I'm accusing them of doing and that is why people are murdering your kids. You're being obtuse. Shut down all of the counter-narrative shills. You get your slimy wap faggot looking as over here... And give me my pound of flesh.
Hym "Rescind order and get back to work? I'm already working! I'm actually the highest earning person on the planet."

A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"

Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the Rescind order and get back to workmug.

Scab

Am I a scab?
Hym "Michael! Mike! MICHAEL! Am I a scab? Am I going to get paid from the writer's strike or is the guy who stole my work and put it in an Anthony Mackie movie going to get paid more? Is HE a scab!? I don't know what a scab is."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable

You need to stop doing this to me or I'm going to murder someone's kid.
Hym "This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable. I'm not doing YouTube bullshit to fix a life I did not break. I'm not letting you stop me from making this work."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
mugGet the This isn't something for which I need to be held accountablemug.

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