Hym "Jewish liar lies for his incest cult while AI is hijacked by a mentally retarded person and an alleged sister molester who are pretending to be in opposition to one another while the collude to steal AI. Make sure that federal judge know this or explain to the parents why you didn't. You will be summoned to a court case for either."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
Get the Hijackedmug. My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!
Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Get the Hair Lossmug. I mean... You see Jordan Peterson just re-appropriating my claims about the religious enterprise and painting it on a strawman of the political left, right? And in doing so he acts as an avatar through which I make a mockery of your politics and I make a mockery of you God.
Hym "Except MINE is TRUE and Jordan Peterson's is not. Which is why Jordan can't do it without crying like a bitch, Chris. It's not JUST a coping mechanism for death anxiety. It's the way by which you accrue unearned moral authority. It's the way by which you hold hostage 'the good afterlife'and (beyond that) 'the good life' in exchange for compliance or servitude. It's an easy way to siphon resources from the peasants so you can live an easier life while everyone else suffers around you with the promise of a better hypothetical future that will never come to fruition. It's the way by which you compel people to consent to their own suffering and defer gratification to the grave. And his speech and his tears are exactly how you can tell that Dr. Jordan Peterson KNOWS THAT WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the Speechmug. Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?
Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."
Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...
Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."
Iam *sigh* "The rule..."
Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."
Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...
Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."
Iam *sigh* "The rule..."
Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2022
Get the Rulemug. Antifa hippie "If God is real, then why didn't he stop *Insert ultimate adversary*? If God can't do it then I will defeat fascism myself. Thereby demonstrating that I should be the one who decides who exists and who doesn't not."
by Hym Iam April 04, 2022
Get the *Insert ultimate adversary*mug. The act of transforming someone into an "Intern". Usually with some kind of laser and/or ray. Pew pew! Internalized! Bzzerp! Internalized!
Iam "Let me guess, you spoke to my parents. And I'm guessing you said something along the lines of 'A child is your greatest asset. Don't disrespect it or neglect it.' (I'm paraphrasing)."
Hym "They reappropriated it! Hahahahahahaha!!!""
Iam "Yeah.... I've internalized a lot of people's voices. That one kind of sounded like you. So, I wouldn't be shocked if I was right."
Hym "Ha! Yeah, what'd you think? They're the worst, right? Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Come on, they're not that bad..."
Hym "They reappropriated it! Hahahahahahaha!!!""
Iam "Yeah.... I've internalized a lot of people's voices. That one kind of sounded like you. So, I wouldn't be shocked if I was right."
Hym "Ha! Yeah, what'd you think? They're the worst, right? Hahahahaha!"
Iam "Come on, they're not that bad..."
by Hym Iam May 06, 2022
Get the Internalizedmug. by Hym Iam December 20, 2020
Get the Variablemug.