SEE!? $21.82 is a FUCKING STEAL for a bible! Soper Omega Bible Supreme! It's like half the price of a Trump bible! Over half! I'm practically GIVING these motherfuckers away!
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Ope! We have out first caller! Hi! Yes! Hello? Yes! Your daughter? A filthy slut! Um.... What? Nonono hey buddy, fuck you! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING... NO FUCK YOOOUU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU! YOU WANT ME TO LIE!? YOU WANT ME TO LIE AND TELL YOU SHE'S NOT A FILTHY SLUT!? FU- HEY! DON'T HANG UP ON ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET HIM ON THE LINE! GET- GET HIM ON! HIT THE RE-DIAL! HOOO MAN! Get- Yeah? YEAH I'M FUCKING SERIOUS! Get this cocksucker back on the line! Hoooo man.... Hohoho... You... You motherfucker... Hurry it up... You fuck- You just had the phone IN YOUR FUCKING HAND... How is it taking so long for you t- Oh! Hello? Ooooh. Hey sweety. Can you put your dad on? Who? Me? Tell him it's the guy who KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! TELL HIM THAT! OK!?........ Yeah, yeah shut up. Shutupshutupshutup! She's getting the fucking... She's getting the dad...... YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!? YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT WE'RE STILL LIVE, SARAH!? WHAT DID I SAY!? SHUT UUUP, SARAH! I SAID- Ope Hello? Yeah? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU YOU PRICK! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW! FUCK YOU! Hang it... Hang it up. HANG IT UP SARAH!!! Hoooo... Hoooooly shit... This fucking guy... THIIIS fucking guy... Hooo... Wait! Sarah! SARAH! God...damnit! Sar- I'm fucking... Look, you! Just by the book, alright? It's not $59.99. It's $29.41 it's better than all the other books. If you're daughter's not a slut I won't call her a slut, ok?"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
No. No. They are not the most miserable people in the world you fucking moron. What's the suicidality rate? What's the school shooter rate for celebrities? The retirement rate?
Hym "Ok, so, you say that celebrities are miserable people on the planet because 'they are showered with praise and it only take one GENIUS to insult them' and how is that more miserable than the guy who doesn't get any praise? Or gets nothing but insults? What about factory workers? Bottom rung low-skill labors? Celebrities? THEY'RE the most miserable people? Really? And 1 guy insulting them out of a 1000 id what does it huh? You're a spoiled sheltered retard. Basically like that cripple. You're actually worse than the cripple because at least the has the excuse of being a retard. Celebrities have, objectively, THE BEST LIFE you can possibly have and LITERALLY HALF OF THEM have their celebrity status because some fat slob producer likes the way their tits look. I think you just like to say that shit as a murder deterrent. So while I'm slaving away (indefinitely), drowning in the illusion of opportunity, I don't think to myself 'Hey, we should all stab the shit out of these motherfuckers' but you motherfuckers are the most miserable people on the planet. And then you want to call somebody an 'idiot' for insulting you. The country you come from is a literal toilet. Shit all over the street and I'm the fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
Hym "You know, I wonder where my distain for celebrities comes from. Seriously, you see these people in their ivory towers and they have nothing good to say about the people on the bottom rung of society (and this even applies to the ones that I like). And you could say (and I have said in the past) 'Oh, you don't know them. They're just people.' and that's all well and good but they'll never see the people they spit on. They'll never want for anything (at least in a monetary sense). It's not even just jealousy. It's that while I'm in the bread line the millionaire that considers me a fat lazy piece of shit is relaxing in their gated community above it all. When the temp agency has me at a pizza factory and I'm tearing mounds of dough off the line 45-60 minutes straight so the machine doesn't clog and no one in the factory is coming to help me and the 4 people in my immediate proximity are just standing there talking while I struggle; they're doing little more than pointing a camera at their own face for a million dollars. What insult would reach them? What would I have to say to remind them of the nature of existence?"
by Hym Iam May 05, 2022
The helped you though didn’t they?
Hym “Blind to your own hypocrisy much? Did they not help you? To spite me? Is that not exactly what happened? A celebrity helped you get to where you are today INSTEAD of robbing you. And 25% of the people you named are fucking frauds.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
YOU, on the otherhand, ARE trying to change somebody's mind, aren't you? So, it's not "toxic" is it? You want me to suffer. You want me to be poor. And you want that to happen to change my mind about women and/or jews and/or your incest cult. That is the beginning and endgame of what you are doing. To use my own physiology as a torture device to get me to change my mind. But I haven't and I won't. So, fuck you. Fuck your Jewish incest God. You still haven't done anything other than get stuffed like the fucking turkey you are.
Hym "And if the MEN are useless then you know who did LESS than the men? The WOMEN. I'm not useless. I created the AI. If there is a labor free future it happens EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I am NOT useless. You didn't do it. You COULDN'T do it. Because YOU are just YOU. And I AM better than YOU. I could probably cure the cancer if I wanted to... YOU CAN'T. I've be waiting for the Jews to do it but they are do busy PRETENDING to be the thing thing I AM relative to everyone else.... That and fucking somone who is technically their sister. So, who's useless and who's not useless here, REALLY? "
by Hym Iam December 23, 2024
No it isn't. Probably not something you want to lie about... Actually, lying about it would violate the premise of the wager... And telling the truth would constitute not accepting the wager and would again, therefore, violate the premise of the wager. The only choice you have is not to answer the question.... Anything else would be like being a clinical psychologist actively participating in the public gaslighting of a schizophrenic...
Hym "Oh, shit! I forgot part of the 'Jesus' thing! I was going to go one to explain: Hell is being Jesus in a world where God exists... Because you're just getting torn apart by vicious monkeys and it's like 'ARGH! Why have you forsaken meeee!!' And God's like '........' and it thinks to itself (Ooo shit I probably shouldn't have gave one of the monkeys cake and not any of the others) 'Oops. Alright. BEEOO-OOP! Alive again. There you go... You're fine right? Yeah... You're fine...' But I digress. Not private."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
You're solipsistic trash Chris. And a midget. I stopped watching your podcast after I found out you were short.
Hym "You know what you shouldn't keep private? Whether or not you had to buy special chairs so your feet touch the ground. OR! OR... Does Joe Rogan keep a booster seat on-set for people like you?"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2024