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Definitions by Hym Iam

Prostitution

NOT TRUE JORDAN! THEY ARE PERFECT WILLING TO ENGAGE IN PROSTITUTION IF IT ISN'T CRIMINALIZED.
Hym "AND EVEN IF IT IS THEY WILL STILL DO IT! THEY AREN'T THAT DISCRIMINATORY AND NEITHER IS YOUR SLUT OF A DAUGHTER. THEY AREN'T MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE ELSE. PROSTITUTION PROVES THAT YOU'RE WRONG JORDAN. BETTER LOOKING WOMEN THAN YOUR WIFE FOR $50."
Prostitution by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Female Brain 

Again, the claim is not that they have the wrong brain. The CLAIM is that they have an internal "Self" that is divorced from their biology. It's no different than the Catholic's internal self claim regarding a SOUL or the claim that ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS PEOPLE WHO DON'T BEHAVE HOW CATHOLICS WANT THEM TO BEHAVE.
Hym "Seriously... A female brain can't be born in a male body and a Jew can't have a special God given authority over the holy land. There is just about as much evidence for the former as the latter."
Female Brain by Hym Iam August 10, 2023

Reverse Cowgirl 

Hahaha! No shit really!? Wow! That's hilarious! I shouldn't laugh but if it's one of the guys I'm thing of it's extra hilarious!
Hym "Hahaha! I shouldn't laugh about the reverse cowgirl weiner breaking BUUUUUT I has a woman laugh hysterically at the shear size of my dick so.... Hahaha! You stupid fucking bitch! I told you that you didn't know what you were doing! And I knew that you didn't know that because I'm smart and you're dumb! Hahahahaha! Aha! Hahahahahaha! Can't break my weiner! Hahaha! I'm sorry! I'll stop. That is fucking tragic! HooooooMAN! WHY IS REALITY A THING!? IT'S SO DUMB! EVERYTHING IS STUPID!"
Reverse Cowgirl by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Hot Pocket 

HOLY SHIT WOW!
Hym "Wha... 'Eat hot pockets because it will make your mother proud of you.' What in the fuck!?"
Hot Pocket by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Parent's Rights 

LITERALLY just "Trans rights" for conservatives.
Hym "No motherfucker, whenever anybody want to talk about 'Abortion rights' or 'Trans-Rights' you're all 🤓 'Wellsh, TECHNICALLYSH, You don't HAVE rights becaush muh constitution!' And you have these ALSO IMAGINARY rights... You ALSO have IMAGINARY rights you're just making up on a whim. Now you have 'Parent's rights.' Where does it say that 'The parents dictate the school curriculum?' Where in the constitution does it say that? NOWHERE! THAT'S FUCKING WHERE! See how quick the tables turn?"
Parent's Rights by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Prostitution

NOT considered cheating by 5 out of 5 women in Japan!? Holy crap!
Hym "Aw no shit man? That is tight dawg. Japan is the best. We need some brothels man. Or just general prostitution. I mean, we HAVE the prostitution but it's illegal and MIGHT be a sting (Which is when the cops trick you into committing a crime so they can arrest you). And some of those police bitches will get you. I saw one the other day and what like 'DAMN Officer Sexy!' She'd would have GOT my ass. I'd have been all 'Um... I don't usually do this sort of thing' and she'd be all 'I don't give a fuck nigga get in the cage!' And that would have sucked. Not me bitch. Not getting me with that shit. I saw this blonde chick on the corner once, right? And she had like an Avril Levigne type of look to her, right? And the first thing I was 'No. Fuck you bitch, YOUR ASS IS A COP! Nuhuh! Not today bitch..... Well.... Maybe today... Nonono that bitch is definitely a cop' 100% Chance of Hot-Cop sex trap. That was my exact thought process. But maybe... No... No I was RIGHT not to do it.... God I hope she was a cop... 😑 God damn you... WHY MUST YOU ENTICE ME!? I JUST WANT TO BANG PROSTITUTES IN PEACE!"
Prostitution by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Johnny Depp Art 

Hym "The Johnny Depp art is good actually. From what I saw it was a bunch of portraits with dynamic hair and borders. Very good."
Johnny Depp Art by Hym Iam August 9, 2023