HuskyMiller's definitions

Jumped the shark

A metaphor that identifies the exact moment a TV show has reached its creative peak. Or to put it bluntly, it’s the beginning of the end of a once great show. The moment in which it becomes clear the writers are out of good ideas and the show has begun its decent downhill. It’s usually some ridiculous stunt, story line, major character change, or huge fundamental shift in the premise of the show that is viewed as nothing more than a desperate attempt to raise viewership and declining ratings. The phrase refers to an episode of the popular 1970’s sitcom Happy Days, in which one of the main characters is water skiing (while wearing his trademark leather motorcycle jacket mind you), and literally jumps over a shark.

As far as I’m concerned, America’s Next Top Model jumped the shark when Tyra chose that air-headed idiot Nicole as the winner, instead the much more talented and deserving Nik.

by HuskyMiller December 16, 2006

shit-kicker

A derogatory term that people from large urban metropolitan areas use to describe someone from a rual area or farm.

KeShawn: Hey man, did you see that Shit-Kicker today at the mall wearing a cowboy hat and those tight-ass Wrangler jeans in the Starbucks?

LaDanian: Yeah, that country Mo-Fo probably had a horse outside tied to a bus stop waiting on him.

by HuskyMiller January 12, 2007

Sit and spin

A polite way to tell someone, "Go fuck yourself!" It's the kind of phrase that even if you've never heard it before, when said at the right time with the right attitude, everyone in the room knows exactly what it means.

TOM: How 'bout you let me borrow 20 bucks?
DICK: How 'bout you go sit and spin!
HARRY: That shit was funny.

Example #2: Today on television I heard Rosie O'Donnell tell Donald Trump to sit and spin. I almost pissed my pants.

by HuskyMiller December 25, 2006

dog-whispered

To have someone obey or perform on command as if they were a well-trained dog.

WHITNEY: You see how that girl just dog-whispered her boy friend? She told him to stop talking, and he just sat down and shut the fuck up! That’s how I want you to act.
BOBBY: Yeah bitch you wish! Now YOU shut the fuck up!

by HuskyMiller January 15, 2007

Day Break

Take the premise of the movie Ground Hog Day and combine it with the action of FOX's 24 and there you have it! The Best damn idea for a new show ABC has had since Lost. Day Break is a season long TV serial that tells the story of a cop who has been framed for murder and must solve the case while reliving the same day over and over again. (Obvious rip-off of the movie Ground Hog Day, but a great idea none the less). Stars Taye Diggs (a Negro in the lead role -- who'd of thunk it!), and some hot babe named Moon Bloodgood as his girlfriend, that he gets to bang over, and over, and over again. Which is about the only good thing that happens to him during his never-ending day.

Day Break is a much better show than that bullshit Desperate Housewives.

by HuskyMiller December 24, 2006

let's bully

Used to announce the start of a battle, fight or competition. Similar to “let’s get it on” or "let’s get ready to rumble."

Wilmer Valderama always starts each Yo Mama competition by saying "let's bully!"

Example #2

FIRST IDIOT: You want a piece of me?
SECOND IDIOT: Maybe I do.
FIRST IDIOT: Let’s bully!

by HuskyMiller January 19, 2007