Hugh G Rection's definitions

bazongas

breasts

that girl sure has big bazongas

by Hugh G Rection September 15, 2003

masterbation

The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005

puffies

Said of female nipples that stand out notably.
This is not your usual nipple reacting to cold, but a fat, turgid, pointy, fearless, suck-till-you-drop nipple.

She's got no tits, but she's got an awesome set of puffies!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

carpet burn

What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie

I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!

by Hugh G Rection January 3, 2006

rusty blumpkin

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.

Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.

by Hugh G Rection April 8, 2005

donor dome

When you get head while giving blood

When Sammy went to donate blood at the blood drive, the nurse gave him donor dome. He nutted in the test tube.

by Hugh g rection December 15, 2016

kilt

Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.

Fiona: What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
Angus: Loch Ness Monster, me lassie!

by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005