Definitions by Howard Alan S.

turd burp 

Noun - A fart. To expell gas from one's anus.

Your wife's turd burps are fuckin' nasty!

turd burp by Howard Alan S. October 5, 2006

skidge 

(Noun) - Ugly, stinky, bitch.

Dude, I wouldn't fuck her. She's a skidge!

skidge by Howard Alan S. June 11, 2006

Geet 

(Noun) - Faggot. Short for Fageet. Homo. Shitbreath. Pickle twister.

I saw Richard Simmons on the David Letterman show last night. Jesus, that dude is a geet.

Geet by Howard Alan S. June 11, 2006

elaphagina 

A big, stinky, hairy, vagina. A fat woman's cooch.

"I'd bet 50 bucks that Star Jones has an elaphagina."

elaphagina by Howard Alan S. September 20, 2005