Howard Alan S.'s definitions

Quinch

A gay man who has never experienced a woman, not even once. A pure bred homosexual.

Tom Brady is a quinch. Gisele is his beard. All of his kids are really fathered by Marky Mark Wahlberg including the one with Bridget Moynahan.

by Howard Alan S. January 11, 2014

Button Boy

noun - A man who chooses to sit when he pees. A homosexual male. Queenbait. There are jeans that are actually designed for these men. They have a button fly, hence the term "Button Boy".

-"I hear Ryan Seacrest only wears button fly jeans."
-"Yeah, he's a Button Boy. You didn't know?"

by Howard Alan S. March 18, 2011

chickenkisser

Homosexual male. One who prefers to perform oral sex on a man.

If I was a bettin' man, I'd bet 50 million that Richard Simmons is a chickenkisser.

by Howard Alan S. November 17, 2010

skidge

(Noun) - Ugly, stinky, bitch.

Dude, I wouldn't fuck her. She's a skidge!

by Howard Alan S. June 11, 2006